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Following or contacting me on Matrix or XMPP 

I recently got some follow requests from kind of empty accounts and decided not to accept these any more.
Please make sure to have at least something in your profile and some introductory toot or some genuine content before sending a follow request. Also interaction with me surely helps 😉 Most of my toots are open to the world anyway.

Before contacting me on Matrix or XMPP you should’ve interacted with me a few times here on Mastodon. There’s no sense in adding me on Matrix or XMPP when we haven’t interacted before at all.

I don’t think these are high hurdles, so let’s have a lewd time :lipbite:

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my kinks (most probably incomplete) 

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aftercare (give/receive)
anal fingering (give/receive)
anal intercourse (give/receive)
analingus/rimming (give/receive)
bondage (give/receive)
bondage toys (on me/on partner)
butt toys (on me/on partner)
chastity (on me/on partner)
cock rings (on me/on partner)
collars (on me/on partner)
cuddling
cunnilingus (give)
dry humping (give/receive)
edging (give/receive)
erotic massage (give/receive)
erotica
fellatio (give/receive)
gags (on me/on partner)
vaginal fingering (give)
french kissing
full body kissing/mouth play (give/receive)
hand job (give/receive)
kissing
latex/rubber (on me/on partner)
leather (on me/on partner)
masks (on me/on partner)
massage (give/receive)
nipple clamps (on me/on partner)
nipple play (give/receive)
open relationship
pegging (give/receive)
prostate massage (give/receive)
sensation toys (on me/on partner)
sensory deprivation (give/receive)
light spanking (give/receive)
vaginal intercourse (give)
vibrators (on me/on partner)

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Results from bdsmtest.org 

Found some old results from bdsmtest.org :collar:

The test might be a year old but it still applies quite well :ballgag: :cuffs: :butt_plug:

100% Rope bunny
98% Switch
79% Experimentalist
63% Dominant
63% Submissive
62% Rigger
59% Non-monogamist
58% Sadist
53% Voyeur
47% Degrader
46% Brat
46% Brat tamer
46% Master/Mistress
43% Vanilla
42% Daddy/Mommy
40% Exhibitionist
33% Masochist
32% Ageplayer
18% Primal (Hunter)
15% Owner
8% Degradee
7% Pet
6% Primal (Prey)
3% Boy/Girl
2% Slave

:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted

shitpost about horny 

With this pass, you are free to be horny. No more horny jail for you.

Damn, I so badly need to get touched … :lipbite:

Just got home from training and I'm feeling super cuddly. Might get lewd later :lipbite:

:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted

I'd love a sexy cutie to cuddle me to sleep right now 😴 :lipbite:

horny 

Meow, I'm feeling so horny right now :lipbite:

lewd weekend 

Finally weekend 💪
First week at work and I already feel like I need another vacation.

Maybe some lewd bondage vacation :lipbite:

Like being tied up all the time and getting cuddled, teased and fucked :cuffs: :ballgag: :vibe: :butt_plug:

That would be a way to spend the weekend :lipbite:

:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted

lewd, duke nukem 

I came to eat ass & blow bubble cum … and I'm all out of cum.

Following or contacting me on Matrix or XMPP 

I recently got some follow requests from kind of empty accounts and decided not to accept these any more.
Please make sure to have at least something in your profile and some introductory toot or some genuine content before sending a follow request. Also interaction with me surely helps 😉 Most of my toots are open to the world anyway.

Before contacting me on Matrix or XMPP you should’ve interacted with me a few times here on Mastodon. There’s no sense in adding me on Matrix or XMPP when we haven’t interacted before at all.

I don’t think these are high hurdles, so let’s have a lewd time :lipbite:

horny 

I'm so in need if some slow and cuddly fucking :dildo:
Being the small spoon while someone holds and caresses me while fucking me ... :lipbite:

lewd 

I need someone licking my thighs and eating me out right now 👅 :lipbite:

:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted
:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted

Kink 

I think I might be into licking.

Like if a girl was in front of me and she had only her underwear (or less~) on, I'd wanna lick her.

I usually fantasize about licking the belly, but I'd be happy to lick elsewhere~

lewd, horny 

I start seeing a pattern.

I went to bed yesterday with the need to be sandwich-cuddled and teased :bootylove:
Just wanted to feel two cuties' bodies against me, touching me while I do my best to give back as much pleasure as possible.

And when I woke up today my first thought was that I wanted some cuddly sandwich sex 🍑:dildo:🍑:dildo:

slight ph-, genitals 

Damn, seems like I have to postpone my week in chastity.
Looks like I hurt my scrotum last night. Nothing bad, but I should give it some time to heal 😿

lewd, chastity 

Since fedi has decided that I'll stay caged until the weekend I'm gonna spend this time as lewd as possible. 🔒 :lipbite:

Any suggestions what I should do? :butt_plug: :dildo: :vibe: :collar: :cuffs:

:collar: Mara :ms_18_plus: boosted
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