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I wanna learn about your Kink 

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Well, this is as good of a time to make my first post...

My kink(s)? My oldest is masturbation. I *love* watching others do it. *Especially* when they're doing it because they're super horny, and aren't trying to show off or anything silly like that.

That branched off into a voyeuristic tangent. Watching an unaware (real or fake) person masturbating? Even better.

Lastly, there is erotic hypnosis/"mind control". That's one that my wife and I have been exploring for a while now, and we're both really into it. My favorite thing with that is to combine my other fetishes into a gloriously weird mis-mash.

An example, to help out... Implanting a suggestion for my wife to start masturbating without her conscious mind being aware of what she's doing until it's too late, and she orgasms.

Ok, wow... That was a wall of text. So, yeah. Hi, and I'm happy to be here!

Adult cringe/facepalm 

How are we all today? No one dead from the Kung Flu? Good.

Ok, I'm finally ready to talk about our weekend with our new playmate. After this weekend, I'm not so sure I'm as much a pervert as I thought.

[redacted], and my wife are going to town on me, getting me all fucking hot and bothered... Not too hard to do these days... Before I get up and into [redacted]. And, wouldn't you know it, just like a horny teen boy, I fucking blow my load like, 15 seconds after sheathing myself in her ass.

As I'm trying to apologise for being a "one pump chump" to [redacted], my wife says: "Wow, she didn't even get a chance to get off.", Which made me feel very embarrassed that I was so inconsiderate...

Then, I realized I had no idea how to suck a t-girl off. That's simply never come up until last Saturday. My wife had to show me how it's properly done. My face was bright red with embarrassment. Suffice it to say, [redacted] did get off as well, despite laughing the entire time.

Sexual frustration 

I don't know what the fuck is going on. For almost the last year, I have been *super* horny. And, I'm 110% thankful that my wife has stepped up to help out with that. We've also added a playmate to the mix again, and that's helping a little.

I feel like a teenager again. I'm have vivid, nearly lucid, sex dreams again. This time, I'm older and more experienced, so the sex in the dreams is *way* more perverted than when I was younger. Fucking-a... When I was in HS... Many moons ago... That was the last time I was able to lucid dream at will... And that was weird enough... These days... Oh, my.

I've had sex with my wife, our playmate, and masturbated once. I'm still horny as a fucking teen. Anyone have any advice? Before I go crazy(er)?

Weekend update:

Session 1 of my "2020 in 2020” campaign went better than I could have hoped. Everyone had a great time, and discussions of stepping up to weekly sessions have been had.

Also, my wife and I's first weekend overnight date with our new playmate went splendid. She's a wonderful person, playful as fuck, and OMG adorable. All three of us are looking forward to this coming weekend.

I'm... Uh, I mean... It's going to be hard working around her this week.

This weekend is going to be exciting. Starting the "2020 In 2020" CP:Red campaign, and first date with the wife and I's new playmate.

Wish us luck.

Follow up to last night's Session Zero.

Everything went smoother than I expected. Everyone was on-board with the short campaign premise, and they all rolled appropriate characters for said campaign premise.

So, may I be allowed to introduce the characters I'll be GMing for...

Chasity-X - Rockerboy: Chasity-X was born Daniel Noriega. He performs as his alter-ego Chastiy-X. Songwriter/vocalist for his self-named band.

Chance - Netrunner: Chance is the oldest, at almost 40. DJ, Netrunner, asshole.

Billy James - Solo: A newbie Solo, but still well trained. Bodyguard/boyfriend of Chasity-X.

Lenny Nero - Fixer: Nero is Chasity-X's manager/promoter/etc. He looks like he never sleeps, and with the drugs he uses, you'd believe it.

Katie "Kitty" WhiteCastle - Tech: Kitty maintains all the equipment, and drives the RV. Easily distracted, by anything tech-cool.

That's the motley crew that will be going on a west coast tour, from Night City to Vancouver, and back. Wish them luck!

Roleplaying games, general geekiness 

Looking forward to Session Zero of my "2020 in 2020” campaign idea. We're going to be using the Cyberpunk RED playtest packet instead of straight CP2020, The Sprawl, or something like that.

Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.

Sexual confusion 

I masturbated to this pic today. This time last year? Wouldn't have even looked at it twice.

I've also noticed myself feeling like I'm going through puberty again. I'm horny all the fucking time, I get random boners to random things. Unlike five years ago, I can cum more than once in a day... *That's* not something I've been able to do for many years now.

I don't know... Thankfully, my wife is being super helpful with all of my new-found sexual energy. Something new about her makes me thankful for her every day.

Plus, she and I are seriously considering adding a playmate to our relationship again... Last time we did that, Clinton was in office... Gods, we're old.

Uh... What I meant to say was: Hi everyone. How are we all today?

General geekiness 

Any other tabletop roleplayers here? I'd love to hear about your experiences, good or bad... Especially bad... Your experiences involving more "adult" roleplaying situations.

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I wanna learn about your Kink 

Reply to this post with a kink you're into. I want to hear all the weird details about it, and why you're into it.

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