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live fast, die young, become a beautiful vampire

if wedding rings are acceptable to wear in public or at work, then surely BDSM slave collars should be too!

announcement: @ENBYDSM is good

.@ENBYDSM: i'm just naturally good at string instruments

me: well i'm naturally good at *recalls playing the trombone in school* slide instruments

.@ENBYDSM: i want to get a mullet

me: that would be a fiercely lesbian look.

them: I KNOW RIGHT??

it's adorable af how much @ENBYDSM loves that frog stuffed toy i got them

.@ENBYDSM said one sentence in their sleep last night. it was "to be honest, i'm concerned for your safety"

they had no idea what they were talking about at the time in the morning.

tbh the only thing i'm not going to fuck with @ENBYDSM about is bringing them that stuffed frog i bought them, because if i told them i forgot it i think they'd just hadoken me into space or something

gonna go spank @ENBYDSM until they cry tomorrow