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if wedding rings are acceptable to wear in public or at work, then surely BDSM slave collars should be too!

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psa i am a monster fucker. i will fuck any monster. i am into monsters

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Im changing my aesthetic from 'homeless vampire' to 'Blade, if he was an eboy'

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It's Loki's birthday! He's two years old! Give him boosts!

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conversations with the little one 

.@ENBYDSM: i'm just naturally good at string instruments

me: well i'm naturally good at *recalls playing the trombone in school* slide instruments

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conversations with the little one 

.@ENBYDSM: i want to get a mullet

me: that would be a fiercely lesbian look.

them: I KNOW RIGHT??

D/s 

I don't praise @Garrison enough for being able to simultaneously hit my kinks so flawlessly. Like, he just bullied me for being a nerd and then made plans to make math worksheets for me when im bored. Like wtf??? thats so great.😩🖤

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it's adorable af how much @ENBYDSM loves that frog stuffed toy i got them

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.@ENBYDSM said one sentence in their sleep last night. it was "to be honest, i'm concerned for your safety"

they had no idea what they were talking about at the time in the morning.

Wow, the raccoons in my walls are really going at it, today.

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Consensual sexual violence 

My goal for today is to get as many bday spanks as i can

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D/s kink, joking (?) 

tbh the only thing i'm not going to fuck with @ENBYDSM about is bringing them that stuffed frog i bought them, because if i told them i forgot it i think they'd just hadoken me into space or something

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consensual sexual violence 

gonna go spank @ENBYDSM until they cry tomorrow

Its spring, meaning i can hear the raccoons that live in the attic space above my room, fucking.

Lewd, silly cont. 

The Sbow Penis has now acquired tits and a pussy. All Hail Sbow Genitalia

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