John "Chain" Garrison @[email protected]

i used to be [email protected]@masto.host. i was accused of things i didn't do. i want to move past it.

Everyone tease @squeedoodle, they're horny and not allowed to cum!

just remembered the time i was waiting for my car to be ready in the waiting room at the dealership, and kept hearing some dude's text ringtone, which was a sultry female voice saying "message for you, master."

hontestly any time i can serve @RawPecans in any way at all, it's a good day

the non-brats who read this get to punish the brats who read it

Kink vibes from Toy Story 3

IBM - International Bisexual Men

i'm not a furry, but gazelle from zootopia can get it

*searching under the sex toys for clean socks*

last night @ENBYDSM found out that i don't like coffee or tea, and they are very disappointed in me!

mastochism

floor

upstairs is being renovated

is "pretty women wearing round glasses frames" a fetish, bc i think that might be a thing

looking for cuddle pile to sleep in

Domming @ENBYDSM into reading stories/books just because I want someone to discuss them with

OMG @siina called me cute

the day of the dad

@squeedoodle can squee my doodle any time

Daveed Diggs can get it

when i see a post by @squeedoodle with a CW that says "i made it horny" i'm like "well, that's redundant"