lewd 

kinda just want to fuck someone a long time without cumming

"okay, 'power bear in the backwoods' definitely sounds like some kind of sex move."

there's @Kricked85, getting folks all worked up with porn posts this morning

DDlg and D/s kink 

my goal as a dom is to get as many subs to call me "Daddy" as possible

i'm inching ever closer to getting @ENBYDSM to voluntarily read homestuck

I found a stuffed frog for @ENBYDSM at the thrift store. They are super jazzed about it

SCUBA stands for "self-contained underwater butt apparatus"

the chorus of "mambo no. 5," but with women's names replaced with words for penis 

A little bit of pecker in my life
A little bit of phallus by my side
A little bit of thick cock is all I need
A little bit of big dick is what I see
A little bit of your wang in the sun
A little bit of willy all night long
A little bit of 🍆, here I am
A little bit of schlong makes me your man

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