Pinned toot

if you wanna be my follower
you gotta at least have some toots
avatars don't last forever
but get one or get my boo-oot

nothing against k.b at all, i'm just weary of full federation

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i am not sure how much i'll continue using this account, but i sent invites out to my follows here to my new main at @Garrison

is it a thing that aromantic people love frogs?

lockpicking, chastity device, jargon 

it appears that you can't non-destructively disassemble the lock, but a really extra dom could drill out the pins and replace them with security pins XD

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lockpicking, chastity device, jargon 

FTR, a bogata rake can easily open and relock a holy trainer lock. you don't need a separate tension tool, just lightly turn the rake like a key while you're working; it'll come open in seconds.

doms and subs take note. LOL

furry (feathery?) 

thanks to 1980s cartoons, i feel like if i were a furry, i would have found out a long time ago.

i mean, that's a pretty fuckable duck, right?

chastity devices 

acetone could remove either, but it also tends to dissolve or at least disfigure plastic, so it would leave obvious signs behind

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chastity devices 

a numbered tag that's been super-glued or epoxied shut is probably the best bet

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chastity devices 

i've never examined one of those tamper-seal-type numbered tags, but i imagine they're probably easy to defeat too

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chastity devices 

being into lockpicking and being super kinky really makes you think about the best way to lock a chastity device. ordinary locks can easily be opened non-destructively with relatively low-skill attacks, often without specialized tools.

Dick pic, orgasm tease and denial, dommy 

In the mood for someone to ride my cock for hours while they're not allowed to cum

when a sub purposefully tries to get a rise out of their dom 

master baiting

me, in space in a dragon capsule, having misunderstand the name of spacex as "space sex": so, when do we fuck?

new avatar doesn't show up at all well in the icon, but whatever, i like it

kink lyrics joke 

fuck my wife in the keister
i'll be the best cuckold

slut my life into prices
i will be your hot escort

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