John Garrison @[email protected]

Streaming The Forest shortly.

https://www.twitch.tv/robotfencer

i could sure go for a sub sandwich right about now

if you request a follow and get rejected by me 3 times in a row, it summons beetlejuice

Can't sleep

If you live in Texas State District 128, please let your State Representative, Briscoe Cain, know what you think about him making death threats against Presidential candidates. #Houston #HoustonDebate #GunControl #Texas

https://beta.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/09/13/beto-orourke-roscoe-cain-death-threat-twitter/

https://house.texas.gov/members/member-page/?district=128

Mistress said they're proud of me ^.^

i eventually went with "i was the movie reviewer for my high school newspaper," which is sadly both appropriate and boring.

I'm doing an online work survey gathering personal information for a "team building" exercise later. The final question is "10. What is something that no one at [our company] knows about you?" And my mind is just full of entirely inappropriate possible answers.

i'm pansexual. that means i have sex with bread in spanish.

What I learned from this meeting is that we apparently have to build huge elaborate models using millions of lines of data to tell when a loyal street customer's business is falling off and we should be worried about losing them... instead of, y'know, just asking the sales rep who talks to the customer every week.

Lol penetration

all my mufos

Anyway, good morning

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that people died on 9/11 so that assholes in our neighborhood could WALK IN TRAFFIC

Not even allowed to ask Mistress if I can touch myself for the next couple of days. I'm SO horny.

we're doing a random drug test on you... today's random drug test is for cyclobenzaprine

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i like it when someone manages to fav my toot twice somehow