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who i used to be 

Lewd, mean, kink 

just remembered the time i was waiting for my car to be ready in the waiting room at the dealership, and kept hearing some dude's text ringtone, which was a sultry female voice saying "message for you, master."

D/s kink, subby, not lewd 

brats don't read 

i'm not a furry, but gazelle from zootopia can get it

*searching under the sex toys for clean socks*

last night @ENBYDSM found out that i don't like coffee or tea, and they are very disappointed in me!

fuck on the first 

Me advertising (hornt, sex work) 

is "pretty women wearing round glasses frames" a fetish, bc i think that might be a thing

Domming @ENBYDSM into reading stories/books just because I want someone to discuss them with

Hamilton, horny 

when i see a post by @squeedoodle with a CW that says "i made it horny" i'm like "well, that's redundant"

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