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Gonna take a break from fedi a while. If you need to find me, you know where

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if you wanna be my follower
you gotta at least have some toots
avatars don't last forever
but get one or get my boo-oot

Gonna take a break from fedi a while. If you need to find me, you know where

conversations with the little one 

.@ENBYDSM: *describing the last time they were in arizona* it was HOT, but i wasn't sweating.

me: yes you were, the sweat was just evaporating. it doesn't evaporate here because it's too humid.

@ENBYDSM: ... OHHHHHH *THAT'S* HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!

today i had to explain to @ENBYDSM how state sales taxes work.

i hope they took notes, since there will be a quiz later.

vaid 2 b bi but not equally attracted to every gender

recalled the other day when i had to try to convince @ENBYDSM that will ferrell's last name is pronounced "FAIR-ull" and not "fuh-RELL"

*cue people responding with "don't worry, you already are"*

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i was told by @ENBYDSM that i have "himbo energy" sometimes, and honestly, if i could get away with just being a dumbass all the time, i probably would do it

the good place 

tahani in the streets, eleanor in the sheets

the good place, kink 

regular brain: bad janet is a dom

galaxy brain: bad janet is a brat

bdsm test results 

tbh i think that my brattiness being even that high was brought out by @assdemon

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the good place, kink 

janet: *lectures everyone about being dumb and yells at them to STOP IT!*

me: well there are the mommy dom vibes

subbiness 

πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈπŸ™πŸ›πŸ₯° @assdemon

consent 

men πŸ‘ have πŸ‘ to πŸ‘ consent πŸ‘ too! πŸ‘

Is it unethical for findoms to not present themselves as findoms upfront, but rather waiting until deeper into the relationship?

kink 

my hobby is collecting subs who call me "Daddy"

lewd @ reader 

shove my face into the carpet and pound my ass

americans: do you still need a covid vaccine? important information, please boost! 

I got inside information that Costco JUST managed to get their vaccine scheduling site up.

This is the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, one dose only.

No membership is needed. It is free to anyone.

costco.com/covid-vaccine.html

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