John "Chain" Garrison @[email protected]

Gonna take a break from fedi a while. If you need to find me, you know where

if you wanna be my follower
you gotta at least have some toots
avatars don't last forever
but get one or get my boo-oot

Gonna take a break from fedi a while. If you need to find me, you know where

i'm naked

.@ENBYDSM: *describing the last time they were in arizona* it was HOT, but i wasn't sweating.

me: yes you were, the sweat was just evaporating. it doesn't evaporate here because it's too humid.

@ENBYDSM: ... OHHHHHH *THAT'S* HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!

today i had to explain to @ENBYDSM how state sales taxes work.

i hope they took notes, since there will be a quiz later.

vaid 2 b bi but not equally attracted to every gender

recalled the other day when i had to try to convince @ENBYDSM that will ferrell's last name is pronounced "FAIR-ull" and not "fuh-RELL"

*cue people responding with "don't worry, you already are"*

i was told by @ENBYDSM that i have "himbo energy" sometimes, and honestly, if i could get away with just being a dumbass all the time, i probably would do it

tahani in the streets, eleanor in the sheets

regular brain: bad janet is a dom

galaxy brain: bad janet is a brat

i tested positive

tbh i think that my brattiness being even that high was brought out by @assdemon

69% brat --- nice

http://bdsmtest.org/r/mNkdVVpz

janet: *lectures everyone about being dumb and yells at them to STOP IT!*

me: well there are the mommy dom vibes

🥺❤️🙏🛐🥰 @assdemon

men 👏 have 👏 to 👏 consent 👏 too! 👏

Is it unethical for findoms to not present themselves as findoms upfront, but rather waiting until deeper into the relationship?

my hobby is collecting subs who call me "Daddy"

shove my face into the carpet and pound my ass