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who i used to be 

What a coincidence, "the disappointments room" is also what I call my bedroom.

USpol, presidential race 

The Royal Society of People With Lewd Accounts That Their Followers on Their Non-Lewd Accounts Would be Horrified By


Peekaboo! My wife likes teasing her strange and me at the same time!!!

both-sidsers get the same wall that conservatives get when the revolution comes

Dumb and horny 

I've got a face you can book, if you know what I mean

this mastodon account is based on true events

self promotion, minis 

a remake of van wilder except it's about deadpool in college

Rating this horror movie by the number of sex scenes it had, I give it a 1

denial kink, silly 

Horny, lewd 

Horny, lewd 

There's no D in "John Garrison" but maybe you can fix that~~~

(stolen from @Camas)

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