John Garrison @[email protected]

i used to be [email protected]@masto.host. i was accused of things i didn't do. i want to move past it.

Polyarmory

whole wheat cat loaf

If you loved Elf on the Shelf, you'll also love Cat on the Shelf.

if you tell me i'm wrong, you'd better be prepared to tell me what's right.

It's a Doug E Doug world out there

idea: youtube, but cishet men aren't allowed to make videos

Trying to get the autoleveler on my 3D printer working, I tried literally almost everything until I finally just sprayed some WD-40 on the pin so that it could more easily trigger. And then it worked.

The answer really always is "more lube."

Darmok and Jalad, at the orgy

Temba, his marriage open

causal friday

mastodon: you have a new follow request

me: why?

All along the watchtower,
Princes kept the view,
While all the women came and went,
Barefoot servants, too.
Outside in the cold distance,
A wildcat did growl.
Two riders were approaching,
And the wind began to howl.

Further update: I'm so glad I went to therapy. I feel much better.

Update: I'm headed to therapy

really don't feel like going to therapy

Remember how to pronounce "Buttigieg" by imagining him putting on boots before edging twice.

You're so vain
You probably think this subtoot is about you

I only do fish jokes now