John Garrison @[email protected]

i used to be [email protected]@masto.host. i was accused of things i didn't do. i want to move past it.

What a coincidence, "the disappointments room" is also what I call my bedroom.

Sanders campaign backtracks on plans to release his medical records, lies about the medical past of a rival, and compares wanting to know the state of Sanders's health to "birtherism."

Fucking Christ.

@VixenV, you have a NON-lewd account?

The Royal Society of People With Lewd Accounts That Their Followers on Their Non-Lewd Accounts Would be Horrified By

both-sidsers get the same wall that conservatives get when the revolution comes

I've got a face you can book, if you know what I mean

this mastodon account is based on true events

a remake of van wilder except it's about deadpool in college

bubble booble

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/483326-yikes-ted-cruz-takes-aim-at-alabama-bill-requiring-men-get-vasectomies-at-50

Rating this horror movie by the number of sex scenes it had, I give it a 1

You say "chastity cage" I say

i like my balls the way i like my smurfs: blue

I want to feel my ass filling with cum~~~

I've never had a real dick in my ass and tbh I REALLY REALLY want one

There's no D in "John Garrison" but maybe you can fix that~~~

(stolen from @Camas)

show me your beasts