lewd, holidays 

i saw mommy pegging santa claus

covid, lewd, silly 

getting a 2-meter strap-on so i can practice socially distanced fucking

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
thou art hot and make me sweaty

Does anybody have any good LGBTQIA+ resources in Saint Louis MO? A Coworkers kid came out to him recently and Id like to be able to provide some resources for him and her because he is somewhat unprepared for this

Lewd joke 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you actually mean I want a dick in my ass...... that is, er, when you actually mean something else.

Denial kink 

That, um... Yeah? That would be, uh... why someone would do that. To derive sexual gratification from masochistic denial. That's... that's a thing, Hillary.

D/s kink 

me explaining myself to @ENBYDSM: i'm not cruel! i'm just mean.

a crowdfunding website for sex toys called kinkstarter

I saw the word "gridlock" in a news headline, and at first read it as "girldick."

alcohol + kink 

Jane Walker Whisky has dom energy

mental health + lifestyle BDSM + humiliation kink 

it's amazing that when i feel like shit, my Master telling me that i am shit makes me feel better. lol

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