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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

Watching with my parents. My mom described it as "pretty good," but... so far it's terrible.

Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

Nic Cage: ABANDON SHIP!

Guy agulf in flames: *falls overboard screaming*

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

At one point, during an extremely-overdone foreshadowing sequence, a couple of characters come to ask another one how dangerous sharks are, and they brought along a FULL PAGE COLOR PHOTOGRAPH OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK that I guess they found lying around somewhere, just in case he didn't know what they meant by "sharks" I guess.

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

The "shark" special effects are almost as bad as the paper mache from Jaws.

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

"It had to have been the Japanese," opines one sailor, on the subject of who might have sunk their US Navy cruiser in the Pacific Theater in 1945.

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