TFW i remember that i added the note "tits" to @a_bun's profile because last night she posted "reminder: tits"

dick pic 

it was only a matter of time before i used my new camera to take a picture of my dick.

(final warning: you WILL see a picture of my dick if you open this image)

me crushing on texas democratic candidate for US senate MJ hegar, eye contact 

:ms_heart_eyes: :ms_heart_eyes: :ms_heart_eyes:

D/s kink but silly 

Ways to Annoy Your Sub

(😘 to @ENBYDSM )

TFW you've been horny posting and sexting so much that you type "about" and your phone is pretty sure you meant "slut."

sweaty shirtless yardwork selfie, eye contact 

Please kill me

lewd, ref to body hair, silly 

I haven't done anything like this since the last time I trimmed my pubic hair

D/s kink joke 

TFW your sub has an orgasm without permission

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