Denial kink 

That, um... Yeah? That would be, uh... why someone would do that. To derive sexual gratification from masochistic denial. That's... that's a thing, Hillary.

alcohol + kink 

Jane Walker Whisky has dom energy

lewd, BDSM, NSFW, nudity 

obviously within a week of starting to try to improve my drawing skills, i start drawing porn

I misread this as "cummies," because horniness has ruined my brain

the onlyfans site on my phone browser is in portuguese for some reason (no idea why), but i just noticed that the "send tip" button is translated wrong. "dica" means "tip" as in "a bit of advice." it should be "gorjeta."

so if anyone on onlyfans gets any portuguese advice, you'll know why!

mental health joke, lewd implied 

me: i had my psychiatrist last week, my therapist this week, my psychiatrist next week, my therapist the week after... it's like they're tag teaming me.

friend: :ms_smirk:

me:

You ever wonder why it took Eric so long to kiss Ariel? YouTube auto-generated captions reveal the truth.

TFW i remember that i added the note "tits" to @[email protected]'s profile because last night she posted "reminder: tits"

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