Weird drawing of a penis (?) 

uh... i kinda feel like that's y'all's fault for trying to charge my card for $0.00?

Cara, traffic 

My low-key favorite Christmas gift is this Coca-Cola pen (don't tell Link).

Maybe I'll protest car culture by running out of gas on the way to work

work 

Smoking + bragging 

facebook apparently introduced automatic CW's of certain content at some point, but there doesn't seem to be a way to put your own CW's. which seems silly

Lewd + silly 

me, 29 years later: wait a minute... how does gaston fire what is CLEARLY a single-shot musket three times in a row? the hammer even only goes down once!

D/s kink joke 

Christmas, silly 

*gets progressively more incredulous as i read these options*

yahoo?? are you for real??

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