Gonna take a break from fedi a while. If you need to find me, you know where

conversations with the little one 

.@ENBYDSM: *describing the last time they were in arizona* it was HOT, but i wasn't sweating.

me: yes you were, the sweat was just evaporating. it doesn't evaporate here because it's too humid.

@ENBYDSM: ... OHHHHHH *THAT'S* HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!

today i had to explain to @ENBYDSM how state sales taxes work.

i hope they took notes, since there will be a quiz later.

vaid 2 b bi but not equally attracted to every gender

recalled the other day when i had to try to convince @ENBYDSM that will ferrell's last name is pronounced "FAIR-ull" and not "fuh-RELL"

subbiness 

@assdemon not to ME, but then again, you own me

*cue people responding with "don't worry, you already are"*

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i was told by @ENBYDSM that i have "himbo energy" sometimes, and honestly, if i could get away with just being a dumbass all the time, i probably would do it

the good place 

tahani in the streets, eleanor in the sheets

the good place, kink 

regular brain: bad janet is a dom

galaxy brain: bad janet is a brat

bdsm test results 

tbh i think that my brattiness being even that high was brought out by @assdemon

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