a tasty snack, eye contact, lewdish 

Maybe a little mh- 

@thatgirllily i misread your name on this post as "lily with one leg" for a second.

Oops, I doxxed myself. Now everyone will know my real name is Raymond Luxury Yacht.

According to my Facebook profile, my name is pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove." Only two people have ever commented on it, and neither one had any idea what I was referring to.

@squeedoodle well i'm happy you're awake because i like your posts 😊

Me, getting into a cab in Paris: So, I hear there's a place "where the naked ladies dance."

Cab driver: Je ne parle pas anglais, monsieur.

Me: Maybe this will refresh your memory. *hands him a baguette*

When they barely meet their 1 hour deadline, they made it by a hair.

Because sometimes you need a wig RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS A WIG EMERGENCY!

@mxsiege I like it. I'll write up an outline. You can have co-creator credit.

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