lewd, holidays 

i saw mommy pegging santa claus

covid, lewd, silly 

getting a 2-meter strap-on so i can practice socially distanced fucking

telling @garrison what to do 

@assdemon Yes, Master, thank You Master :ms_pleading:

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
thou art hot and make me sweaty

Hair selfie, eyes but no contact 

@assdemon it looks great!

Does anybody have any good LGBTQIA+ resources in Saint Louis MO? A Coworkers kid came out to him recently and Id like to be able to provide some resources for him and her because he is somewhat unprepared for this

Lewd joke 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you actually mean I want a dick in my ass...... that is, er, when you actually mean something else.

@cantinto
ass girls, ass girls
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when they come for you

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