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capitalism, boomers, rant 

Oh yeah, I forgot that it's perfectly normal and okay for corporations to have all the power, and that I should just be grateful for whatever crumbs they deign to toss me.

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capitalism, boomers 

Me: *describes wanting basic respect and transparency in my job and in job hunting*

My dad: You sound like you're being AWFULLY particular.

Me: *"ok boomer" intensifies*

Gun mention, board game 

TIL that the original "revolver" in Clue was... a Colt M1911 semiautomatic PISTOL, which, you may note, is not a revolver.

They finally fixed it 13 years later by replacing the pistol with a revolver, though, for unknown reasons, they chose an Allan and Thurber Pepperbox model, which has a distinctive look but was obsolete by the Civil War.

Now if only they'd fix the "candlestick" terminology. It's a candleholder! You couldn't murder someone with a candlestick!

Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

"It had to have been the Japanese," opines one sailor, on the subject of who might have sunk their US Navy cruiser in the Pacific Theater in 1945.

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

The "shark" special effects are almost as bad as the paper mache from Jaws.

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

At one point, during an extremely-overdone foreshadowing sequence, a couple of characters come to ask another one how dangerous sharks are, and they brought along a FULL PAGE COLOR PHOTOGRAPH OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK that I guess they found lying around somewhere, just in case he didn't know what they meant by "sharks" I guess.

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

Nic Cage: ABANDON SHIP!

Guy agulf in flames: *falls overboard screaming*

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Livetooting a terrible Nic Cage movie 

Watching with my parents. My mom described it as "pretty good," but... so far it's terrible.

what if god was one of us?
a shitposter like one of us?
a queer anarcho-communist,
tryin' to be gay and do crimes?

The Seven Deadly Sins of grocery shopping 

1. Paying by check
2. Paying with more than a dollar's worth of change
3. Going through the express lane with too many items
4. Holding up the line arguing with the cashier about a coupon or sale
5. Not having your method of payment ready when you get to the front of the line
6. Holding up the line chatting with the cashier after you're already checked out
7. Letting your unruly kids run wild

I'm leaving work early because there's pretty much no one else here and I have run out of fucks to give.

what ERP stands for 

Erotic Roleplay or Enterprise Resource Management

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You can tell a lot about a person by what they think ERP stands for.

The domain name coitus.sex is available, so I'm free to open my new instance: fuck.bang.pound.plow.intercourse.coitus.sex

food and dice 

Thanks to these dice candy, whenever you roll a 1, you can just eat the offending die instead of putting it in dice jail.

etsy.com/shop/SugarAndDiceCraf

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