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when my best friend starts a text with "Omg" it could preface anything from "I just noticed my socks don't match!" to "A meteor just took out half my neighborhood!"

lyrics 

i'm a one-issue voter, and that issue is "no palm trees in texas"

climates palm trees can thrive in: tropical

climates palm trees suck and die in: sub-tropical

trolling my brazilian friend by sending her pics of my neighbor's hideous dead and dying palm trees

mental health + (not mine) 

smoking 

smoking 

sitting on the back porch, enjoying the weather :)

weird, yet boring, dream 

whining 

This just popped into my mind while watching Mythbusters last night.

drug joke 

USpol 

There is a story suggested by this slide rule case.

The underside of the top flap of the case has my dad's name written on it, but it's crossed out, and my mom's name WITH HER FIRST MARRIED NAME is written underneath it, meaning that while my mom was still married to her first husband, my dad gave her his slide rule.

Could this be how things started with them, and could there possibly be a geekier way for things to start between two people than the gift of a slide rule? :ms_thinking:

"Kids today don't even know how to use a slide rule!" --boomers, probably

Looking through my mom's desk for a pair of scissors, I found her gigantic slide rule from college, in a nice leather case. Never know when you might need that again, I guess.

1990s Nic Cage: I'm a respected and talented actor! I won an Oscar! There's no way I can screw this up!

2000s Nic Cage: Hold my beer.

capitalism, boomers, rant 

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