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lewd metaphor 

My favorite genre is @cantinto explaining American references in jokes to @steph

i feel like i will have a lot of Dumb Thoughts today

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The opposite of monogamous should be stereogamous

valentines day hot take 

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valentines day hot take 

my sexual orientation is robyn adele anderson's hips

CW eye contact

Horny, lewd, dangerous kink 

My new genre is "things that John Garrison inexplicably both reads and favourites."

joke metaphor about life, food-related 

tip: instead of using a ouija board to contact the spirits, use a monopoly board. spirits love monopoly.

ACAB 

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ACAB 

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