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also, manhattan and staten island don't count. the bronx is on thin ice.

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so @ENBYDSM (from brooklyn) thinks it's hilarious when i refer to new york city as "new york city," because obviously if you say "new york" you mean "new york city," since the rest of the state of new york is fake news

is there a difference between "poly" and "polyam" or are they synonymous?

kinky lord of the rings character 

domin-ent

if at least 75% of your emojis aren't 🥺, are you even a sub?

just plain kink 

tbh being a houseboy to a dom(me) would be pretty great imo

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gender role joke, but also kinda kink 

GF is going to the vet with the cat, and i'm staying home and doing the laundry like a good little housewife

lewd, BDSM, NSFW, nudity 

obviously within a week of starting to try to improve my drawing skills, i start drawing porn

Wholesome to tell people who want dick that you hope they get dick soon

lewd 

I need a shower, a blowjob, and a nap, in that opener

collar selfie, no ec no nudity 

i love the way i look in a collar~

Lilly

I misread this as "cummies," because horniness has ruined my brain

to the tune of the "slinky" jingle (or the "log" jingle if you're a ren & stimpy fan), lewd 

it's kinky, it's kinky
for fun it's the best way to schtup
it's kinky, it's kinky
the favorite of doms and their subs

everyone wants to be kinky

you ought to be more kinky

NSFW, boob flash 

#tittytuesday #nsfw #nonbinary

Here's some bathroom mirror boobs while I wait for 9 seasons of the Simpsons to download.

Boosts welcome. Boob related compliments encouraged.

$9, 3-1/2 minute striptease video for anyone who wants it. DM me; must have cashapp

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