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astrological sign, horny kink joke 

mmm.... rope-blindfolded virgo...

"headpats" not being in my phone's dictionary is kinkphobic

Accidental (?) kink/sexual innuendo 

I think I found an official motto for this instance

which is sexiest

"the good place" kink, nevermind that last post, i rememebred 

regular brain: get dommed by bad janet

galaxy brain: get dommed by good janet

420 

i got as far as typing this CW and then forgot what i was doing, so you can think THC for not being subjected to whatever was on my diseased mind

is flooding @ENBYDSM with "the good place" quotes domming? maybe i'm just being a nerd

What if there were a site like FetLife except that it didn't totally blow

@assdemon's avatar on snapchat looks like he's giving me the side eye and it's kinda hot tbh

dating sites require members to select "monogamous" or "non-monogamous" challenge 2021

chastity cage tech idea 

a chastity cage with a temperature sensor and flash memory to store the data minute to minute.

weekly, daily, whatever, the locked sub would be required to to present the temperature data to their dom.

it would be extraordinarily difficult to remove the cage without causing an obvious dip in the temperature - this could be checked for either visually, or, if the dom is really extra, perhaps with a spreadsheet analysis.

(bathing/showering or swimming would of course cause temperature variations that would have to be explained - I suggest giving the sub an exact amount of time they are allowed to do such things - it only has to vary by maybe 5 minutes on either side to make it obvious if they ignore instructions.)

let them keep the key. you'll know every second that that cage has been taken off.

the opposite of a sugar daddy is a salt daughter

my sexuality is jane lynch's character from wreck-it ralph

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