I absolutely love how sexual frustration seriously ruins everything.
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He said, “knock knock”
I said “cum in”

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If I take a pill and have an erection for 4 hours I'm not calling my doctor, i'm calling all of my lady friends.🤣

The caramel drizzle from McD's would be perfect in the bedroom. It's not as runny as basic caramel syrup from the store and I would lick it off anywhere. Lol. 😍😍

I would pay a significant amount of money for a pornsite without a trace of incest on it. Step sibling or otherwise, it's fuckin' weird.

That feel when your girlfriends’ dick is bigger than your self esteem

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