#kink #suspension #lift 

By pure coincidence I happened to see an item in Mike Rowe's "Somebody Gotta Do It" series about the "Mortuary Lift company".

And now I can't stop wondering if there are lazy Dommes and Doms around who are using this device instead of suspension rigging... 🤔

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youtu.be/A7UbyRkgTfM

#kink historical kinksters 

historical kinksters

Famous historical kinksters (2):
- Benjamin (the genius from the lightning rod) Franklin was particularly fond of elder women. In a letter to a young man he wrote "'... when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good' and '... they are more discrete', and 'Lastly: they are so grateful!!'"
- Albert (prince) Edward, later known as King Edward VII, was a notorious frequenter of prostitutes before becoming king. He even had his own permanent private room in his favorite Parisian brothel, where he also had his specially designed "love seat" (siège d'amour) which allowed him to screw women effortlessly without crushing them with his huge belly.
- Hans Christian ("Ugly Duckling") Andersen was known for his celibate life, but did you know he kept extensive diaries in which he indicated his masturbation sessions with "++".

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#kink history 

Kink and fetishes through the ages...

* You may think that "tentacle rape/porn" dates from modern Japan (eg Toshio Maeda, Urotsukidoji), but it's not. The first known (classic) Japanse artist was Katsushika Hokusai (1760-1849), who is renowned for his classic Japanese landscapes. He also made Shunga (erotic art), among which his "Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife".
* Did you know that auto-erotic asphyxiation was prescribed by doctors as a treatment for erectile dysfunction in the 17th century?
* Early records of foot fetishism date back to 1220 AD. Experts think the fetish got its start due to fear of STDs (history records show a lot more foot lovers during syphilis epidemics, like those of the 16th and 19th centuries).
* Contrary to popular belief Donatien Alphone Marquis de Sade didn't invent sadomasochism. One of the scenes in the Tarquinia "Tomb of the Floggings" (540 BC) depicts 2 men simultaneously using a woman while whipping her back.

Finally gathered four (kinda) funny images, so that's sufficient for a post!

Apparently there was more fun to be had with a SNES than I knew about...

I really need a new chair!

I'm especially happy to learn that I don't have to panic because "Spat It Up" (a real company!) still has"customized sublimated compression Tops & Bottoms" available! Maybe next year till have "inflatable flatpack Tops & bottoms"? 🤣

Rule 37 and 38 

37) There are no girls 👧 on the internet.
38) A cat :ms_cat_smile: is fine too!

#kink misunderstood underestimated fetish #SFW 

misunderstood underestimated fetish

If there ever was a a misunderstood and underestimated fetish, this is surely it! :ms_wink_tongue:

#kink body modification 

body modification - body "modding" - BM(E)

One of my contacts, a Dutch tattoo artist, recently told me one of his customers requested a "hanabira". At first he thought it was about a tattoo of a beer bottle. :ms_confused: After researching it, he forwarded the customer to a BME specialist colleague.

Hanabira is originally an ancient form of decorative scarring of the pubic mound (mons pubis). Most common is the use of floral patterns or family emblems (monsho). To keep the incisions from simply growing together, wound healing is intentionally delayed so that a visible scar develops after some time!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanabira
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mon_(emb

#kink education forniphylia 

education forniphylia

Today's kink of the week 🤣 is "forniphylia": the art in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. Forniphilia is the practice of creating human furniture. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art and in pornography.

You can read more on the Wikipedia page and Jeff Gord's excellent FAQ:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fu
houseofgord.com/p/forniphilia/

May your kink be inspired! 🛏️

statues humour

The well known French cartoonist Albert Dubout also makes little statues. He made an adorable collection about but also 2 beautiful illustrations of Femdom which are too good not to be shared!!!

The left one is titled "my hubby is tired" and the one on the right "Say cheese"! 🤣

You can find more of his statues, books and artwork on
dubout.fr/boutique/boutique.ph

Girl Crush 07/06/19 (or 06/07/19)
Linde Merckpoel - Belgian (Dutch) radio presenter & personality.

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