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Covid19, Lewd 

TIL: Turn off your intelligent power outlets accoustic sensor when you are using it in your bedroom. Otherwise your girlfriend, giving you some good slaps on your ass, will turn a nice bedroom bdsm scene into a hillarious lightshow.

Conservatives: “I don’t want to live in a leftist world where I’m forced to be nice or I get punished!”

Me: *full eye contact, slowly tapping a Bible”

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Yay. My daughter just came out to me. And I'm very happy and proud of her.
I kind of knew it for a while, but I appreciate her trust in me.

And also yay: No teenage pregnacy, thats all a father can ask for.

The moment your girlfriend tells you, she loves thigh highs.

On you.

I got the boat cleats, that I will use as handles for the (fake) drawers. The upper ones are pure decoration, whereas the lower ones will serve as anchor points to fixate the subs ankles and calves.

The chest will contain steel bars to erect a kind of St. Andrews cross for the subs upper body, and parts for a bench.

lewd dialogue at playparty 

Because someone asked for my name: This is the actual Throne of Games in the work. It will be a BDSM furniture disguised as a bedroom drawer chest

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