watersports fantasy 

porn site search word of the night: pixie

You know that you made a healthy split-up with your Ex, when they call you years later, to get some recommendations for a first visit to a swingerclub with their new partner. And the call is completely relaxed

My sex should include more assplay. In several ways.

concept: a butt plug with a USB port that when you clench your butt it charges your phone

When I got a first interest in women back in my puberty days, I quickly realized, that I had some kind of beauty scheme in my mind. This scheme still exists, but I learned why it sooo tragically failed for me, and that it had a name. TomCat.

Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church

A weekend of tears lies ahead, and not in the good way.

How would you like your Sandwich, Sir?

Me in the middle, please.

...?

Oh, sure. Tuna & Mayo would be good.

Wir sind jetzt auch im Fediverse angekommen und freuen uns wenn ihr auch hier folgt damit wir Twitter irgendwann einmal abschaffen können!

I just wanted to see a 28'' monitor compared to a human.

So I did a google image search for 'how big is 28 inches' with only the purest thoughts

I just saw a really well made star trek porn clip that starred mostly Riker and Deanna Troy. They put a lot of effort in costumes, props, look-a-like cast and even some nice holodeck effects, but then completely missed it on the asymetrical cleavage of counselor Troy.

The one reason to watch.

Everyone enjoy your sweeties this weekend, whether they come in the form of chocolates or...dirty ideas.

Exception to Rule 34? 

Planning which bolts to use ecactly where on my Throne of Games

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