rewind this and watch that tail. Talk about walking the walk, with mudflap aflappin'. Damn fine kitteh.

My dark Demon was flown out medivac 36 hours ago, came back late last night.

I dropped by this afternoon to see if he would like some chicken broth or something because he said his stomach was still queasy....

He greeted me at the door with his pants zipper down and had silicone lube all over his right hand.

I call shenanigans!

I think he has made a full recovery.

And I haven't laughed so hard and so long in a long time.

it's all fun and games until you get a separated shoulder....

NSFW:
an interesting use of gridwall... This is probably why I am never able to find gridwall on Craigslist...

orgasmatrix.com/maquinas-para-

Hell demon is back and looking good. I am away but returning today..., he is looking after the wayward Sherby to make sure he gets some food.
Not sure if I want to have any fun with the Demon, my shoulder is finally starting to recover after several months of healing and I would hate to injure it in a marathon session.
I don't think I can convince the demon that "less is more" in this case. Especially if he goes full on hypersex. I am still debating if re-injuring my shoulder is worth it in the long run. Probably not, but then - sheesh..
I need my head examined.

I am wondering if there is some way to send this internet reputation company to hell.

mylife.com/

They don't have correct info on me, but they have everything on a friend of mine (including her current address) thanks to her willing elderly mother who filled out the form when she signed up. Cannot be made private unless you register with them. They are located in Los Angeles though, I may drop in on them and have a chat with them when I go to see my cousin. and start billing them for the use of my information.

dunno how to safety-tag this one... no image files. but I am sure every Sub and Switch out there has gone through something similar at some point in their life. The thing Subs and Switches do to please/appease their Doms. Glad I have had a couple months to recover from that last session. I need to add a line about forgetting to agree on a "safe' word.. LOLOLOL

An inspired poem based on personal experience. Read it at your next BDSM Poetry Slam. Work in progress, constructive criticism only:
BIPOLAR MANIC HYPERSEX
WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A TRAINWREX
15 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS SEX
TRYING TO SCRATCH AN ITCH THAT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....
DOWN SOUTH, ATLANTA'S BURNING AND
SHERMAN'S MARCHING TO THE SEA...
YOUR BEDPARTNER'S HIPS ARE SMOKIN'
YOUR BEDPARTNER'S LIPS ARE SMOKIN'
IT AIN'T FROM TOKING...
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISLOCATED HER SHOULDER
HER LIPS ARE PEELING
NODDING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOW JOB
CHANGING POSITIONS IS NOT HELPING
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....
USED UP AN 8.5 FLUID OUNCE BOTTLE OF SILICONE ANAL LUBE
AND DOWN SOUTH, ATLANTA'S STILL BURNING....
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....
AW LAWDY, HE AIN'T COMING....

I recommend watching Good Omens if you haven't already. Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman effort, and a wonderful attitude adjuster.

man, I am feeling like an old bicycle... nobody rides me any more.

oh my I have been listening to this one by Yello, and it really does fit this group. Lyrics are on the Youtube link... youtube.com/watch?v=OPMZwWTsY2

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