Nettie, answering the phone in a photoshoot outtake, 2010.

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It's that time of year where my free time is split between gardening and sex.
Hoeing around🤷‍♀️

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Bdsm light d/s dynamic. Tickling. 

He loves tickling me. I am very ticklish. He gets such joy in tormenting me with tickling me, pinning me down so I can’t escape his efforts. My struggles and my laughter and my tears; they just make him smile and so happy. So even though I don’t enjoy it, how could I possibly deny him ?

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Hmm... not as conclusive as I had hoped. I guess I'll be posting pictures of half-cyborgs. 😉

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Poll: How do you feel about photographs that have had their resolution artificially enhanced using AI?

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fiction, erotic fantasy, GNU/Linux 

"You're such a good girl" she whispers, slowly stroking your hair with her hand, strong from long hacking sessions on an IBM Model M. "I knew you could do it." Your gaze wanders to your laptop screen where lines of white text scroll by at breakneck speeds. You wince. "And … y–you're sure it was OK to just format my Windows drive like that?" – "Of course," she smirks, "remember? C'mon, say it one more time." – "I– I use Arch btw"

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I watched a a Japanese streamer do some English duolingo and at one point she said "Wait, daddy means father? I thought it meant boyfriend"

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