Anyone going to Portland World naked bike ride? You should swing by and say hi.

"What's your plans for the summer?"

"Masturbating and getting most of my food delivered so I don't have to get dressed and go outside, you?"

I am now, I have been, and fear I always will be, terrible at dirty talk.

It is a hundred degrees in Portland right now and I have had to wear clothes all day. This should be against the fucking law.

Time to play everyone's favourite game. "Can I cum before my food order gets here?" START THE CLOCK!

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