Sir bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

**Server notice** a spammer posted here yesterday on a new account, pretending to have something to do with me. Sorry that happened, I suspended the account swiftly after someone reported it.

Also if you notice anything fishy please use the reporting function to get my attention.

Now back to your exceedingly handsome actual admin.

Saw two elephants fucking at the zoo

Figured you'd wanted to know that

Also, dude was hung like an elephant

Happy Friday everyone! How're your holes?

"Okay hands off your genitals!

Inspection time! 😈"

Happy July and a big thank you to our patrons for supporting kinky business! https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

**Server notice** there have been a few 504 errors showing up here. I'll take a look

Date a girl who says things like:

~ Did you eat today
~ Text me when you get home
~ Choke me harder, Sir
~ Drive safe
~ I can’t wait to see you

https://twitter.com/AGirlIncomplete/status/1146971725063708672

Had this fantasy of using one of my new canes as a pointing and punishing stick to teach someone something... Like writing cursive, or math. When they do it wrong, they'll learn quickly

Today's rough treatment resulted in blood spatter and such all over the sheets and... me. Guess we determined when someone's time of the month was starting... Oops

I ordered some travel size canes and I'm so excited

I feel like I'm going to have to be extra rough when I return. I'm relaxing on vacation but it's building up all this domly energy that will be such a delight to unleash on a willing victim.

Can't wait

I have no words 😍