Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Confession time! Tell me about a lewd sin you recently committed. In person or in your head

I casually talked to a tiny sub and now I'm hard from thinking about throwing her around in whatever way I please.

Oops

I'm sorry to say I haven't cock slapped anyone in at least a month

What is the world coming to?

Getting annoyed with spammers. Looks like I'll want to write some code to choke off that silliness.

Also, choking off things happens to be right up my alley

especially if you can't choke them like they deserve

I'm personally a fan of hot and wet https://todon.nl/@Torie/103279725512528354

Why is it that you always run into a person you don't want to interact with, randomly when turning around a corner? Can't they just go to hell where they belong? 😑😂

Okay kids. Ask me NSFW things?

https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Turns out it's the 1 year anniversary of our patreon! Thank you to all who are supporting this instance!

https://patreon.com/kinkybiz

I want to choke you under the mistletoe

Ahhh! I see what you dick there.

I went to a large Asian adult store and bought a stroking cup just so I can compare a sub against it and call her my disposable masturbation toy.

It says "reusable" and "extra soft" and "powerful suction" on it, which I should put on a shirt for her