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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

Nsfw | D/s kink 

There is just something about just looking down at your sub on their knees below you, crawling around like a desperate little animal, looking up at you in total worship with those melty little eyes that scream "take me". That really makes the whole Dom thing for me. Like yes be a thirsty little cumslut but in this moment *my* thirsty little cumslut. :devious_horns: :ms_dizzy: :hornt_heart_hands:

Convenience lewd 

"give me JOI, Alexa", the possibilities are endless

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Convenience lewd 

What do I have to do to get a voice command "play some porn that I like" on my Alexa?

horniest canned pasta? 

Chef Boyardeepthroat

Drippy lewd 

Let me be clear that you can never

And I cannot stress this enough

You can never be "too wet"

Lewd? Maybe? I mean probably, it's me posting this after all, let's be real here for a second 

Excuse me.

The *what* mittens?

Objectification lewd 

"you know the good thing about you?

No one says haha, there's a girl over there pretending to be a sex doll.

Everybody says, oops, your sex doll is speaking"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

;>.<!

American dream lewd 

She didn't become a world class slut without hard work and dedication.....

She pulled herself up by her own bra straps!

Negotiation lewd 

@bedtimedrillsgt it's only "brattiness" if it's from the Bratt region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling personality

Negotiation lewd 

"Yeah you like me because I'm good at sucking your cock, but mostly because of my sparkling personality"

"Let's say 50 / 50"

I'm not saying you're afraid of me, little brat.

I'm saying your mouth is happy writing checks so long as your ass doesn't have to cash them

It's national coming out day, and I have no news to share, except I want you to know that you're all fucking hot, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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