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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

@bedtimedrillsgt @valeriabliss Thanks for sharing that, Valeria. I may need to update my dictionary's definition of "Happiness".

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Aww you had a hard day today? Why don't you sit on my cock and tell me all about it...

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I just thought about a good little subby carefully worshipping every inch of me, and my balls and my v line and ahhh now I'm tingling

This person has *totally* read the rules and *definitely* is not a spammer πŸ˜‚

I do not take instance blocks lightly, if they at least try to have any sort of minimum behavioral standards. However when rules of an instance are specifically written to enable people spewing hate speech without recourse then I have no time or patience for that.

Moderate your instance in good faith or I will do it for you.

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**server notice**
I suspended the instance rakk***.org from federation with us, because it is explicitly designed as an unmoderated hate speech instance, and members from there started replying to posts from here inappropriately.

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"I'm your fat cow please pity fuck me Sir" has entered my favorites list

Welcome to the newbies who made it past my extremely rigorous screening process (ya right)

brofisting is a common greeting?? *assistant whispers in my ear* oh that's less exciting

I know y'all get wet for the Bond Villain, not for the hero.

Sluts.

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