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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

kink philosophy 

kink philosophy 

"I didn't get my hair cut so it's easier for you to pull" 😍

Music lewd 

Bet the people liking this think I'm the one asking, not the one giving the sign

Rare social commentary 

I've spent some time scouring Sinblr, and every other adult-themed mastadon instance I can find, looking for folks to follow. All I can find is people posting porn.

I seem to have made the right choice joining Kinky.business. Folks actually talk about stuff here.

@valeriabliss tiny twisted misfit

truer, you could not have described yourself

lewd lewdity 

butts 

"Flexible tugging fun" this is... still a dog toy yes? Yes? πŸ€”

Sally good to see you.

Not Sally:. My name is Michael.

Me: *slaps his ass* Sure thing baby girl.

Toy shitpost lewd 

Google. Get your shit together . Please?

Been thinking about writing a tellonym bot that @s you when you post a new answer... so you can boost it if you want. Is that helpful? Annoying that you can't delete it then though πŸ€”

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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