Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Never underestimate how much Bedtimedrillsgt needs his cock sucked.

"sin for me, oh god, sin harder 😍"

Haven't ripped an innocent victim to shreds in too long. My caning arm (which is no different from my regular arm, really) is tingling.

"your ego knows no bounds, Sir"

"you're right. And yet, you're still here. You must like me a lot."

Thanks a lot to all our patrons keeping this little haven of filth going and going... You rock

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

By the way I just added some more monitoring to this instance... so it'll complain if anything is particularly fishy about the server metrics. Hurrah

I am pretty pleased with the performance of Mastodon 3!

Look what I came across the other day, @Gallypup !

Reminder, please report spam if someone posts it. I'll suspend that garbage

Been doing my kegels recently because I read it's good for men too. And I guess it's kind of fun while waiting for whatever

Anyone got experience if it's actually making a difference for anything?

Omg the filth it is flowing again

The server is working through the backlog. My apologies, Mastodon can be a little finicky 🤯

** Server notice **
Looks like there was a snag with the service that updates the timelines. So sorry. I kicked it... nothing is lost, just backed up. Fresh content incoming!

*dances around* it's my instance and I can shitpost if I waaaant to

🎉

** Server notice **

Oooooh this upgrade was a loooot more annoying than necessary. Apologies for the delay :(

On the upside... v3.0.1! Yay!

**Server notice**

I'll upgrade this thing to Mastodon 3 now. Hold on to your butts!