Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay I do make the rules.

If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

Thank you for all who have flagged a pair of accounts today that were violating our strict no-underage policy

They can fuck right off

What kind of sick, twisted, disgusting, degenerate whore do you have to be to get off on a degradation kink?

I mean you do touch it all over like it's just an object

I'm not surprised

OH: "Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

When you get ipad too hot and bothered

oddly "next time you're born" is tickling my sadism the most in this

"Sir the cum is dripping into my eyes"
"it's not my fault you have such a jizzable face. Next time you're born try looking less like a cum rag"

Putting the cum in cucumber 🥒

Good morning ya filthy animals

Is an "accountability buddy" like a Dom for vanilla people?

truly a mind ahead of its thyme

what he's saying is he likes thikke buttokes and he wol nat lye

This wenche thikke and wel ygrowen was,
With kamus nose, and eyen greye as glas,
With buttokes brode, and brestes rounde and hye;
But right fair was hire heer, I wol nat lye.

- From The Canterbury Tales: The Reeve's Tale

#allboobsmatter

We also have this as : holding_back_tears :

I present to you, Lip Bite, or the moment a little subby realizes these panties are, in fact, fully ruined