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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

So so unapologetically lewd 

I have decided. That no matter what. You're awesome.

Sinpost 

Tingles 

"your ego knows no bounds, Sir"

"you're right. And yet, you're still here. You must like me a lot."

Thanks a lot to all our patrons keeping this little haven of filth going and going... You rock :ms_cat_heart_eyes: :starry_eyes: :butt_plug: :whip: :whipcat: :dildo:

patreon.com/kinkybiz

By the way I just added some more monitoring to this instance... so it'll complain if anything is particularly fishy about the server metrics. Hurrah

I am pretty pleased with the performance of Mastodon 3!

Reminder, please report spam if someone posts it. I'll suspend that garbage

Health+? 

The server is working through the backlog. My apologies, Mastodon can be a little finicky 🀯

** Server notice **
Looks like there was a snag with the service that updates the timelines. So sorry. I kicked it... nothing is lost, just backed up. Fresh content incoming!

*dances around* it's my instance and I can shitpost if I waaaant to

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Oooooh this upgrade was a loooot more annoying than necessary. Apologies for the delay :(

On the upside... v3.0.1! Yay!

**Server notice**

I'll upgrade this thing to Mastodon 3 now. Hold on to your butts!

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Kinky Business

kinky.business is a Mastodon instance for the kink community. Safe, sane, consensual.