Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

I masturbated twice today to the cheesiest porn I could find

How's your day going

"Alexa, play music for fucking"

You know you're supposed to flatten that curve but really it's okay if you whip, spank, bludgeon, or otherwise roughly handle that curve so long as it comes down

Thank you for your consideration

I don't talk about it very much because it's a kink that can be intensely triggering to people and is easily misunderstood, but

a well-negotiated consensual non-consent scene (or even just discussion) is a huge turn-on to me. It combines so many smaller things I enjoy into this big flaming supernova of rough, unapologetic dominance

It happens very, very rarely, but when it does, it makes my heart sing like nothing else can.

Everybody but @valeriabliss I mean

Has everybody masturbated today? Yes? Good.

Just googled "satin" to confirm that what I think that looks like is in fact what that looks like, and now I'm browsing tasty as fuck satin dresses... Rawr

You're all filthy animals and I wouldn't want it any other way!

OH: "This is not a dogwhistle, this is more of a fog horn"