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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

Confession time! Tell me about a lewd sin you recently committed. In person or in your head

Domly professional hazard 

Slap lewd 

Getting annoyed with spammers. Looks like I'll want to write some code to choke off that silliness.

Also, choking off things happens to be right up my alley

The Bechill brothers would like to suggest that it's all good, man.

weight negative 

lewd 

people talk about takes as if theyre just hot or cold but its more like this

Why is it that you always run into a person you don't want to interact with, randomly when turning around a corner? Can't they just go to hell where they belong? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚

Turns out it's the 1 year anniversary of our patreon! Thank you to all who are supporting this instance!

patreon.com/kinkybiz

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

Christmas lewd 

Smart lewd 

Degradation lewd 

if you're only as old as you feel, i am 12,000 years old

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