Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Looked at some bidet seats online for fun

But none of them has a "I just fucked a lot and there's cum everywhere, do the works" button

What are these people even doing I thought they are experts

HAPPY FOURTH, YA FILTHY ANIMALS

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1279503813209018368?s=19

When you're not sure if they have just never encountered a Dom before (poor figurative thing) or are a spam bot (poor actual thing)

If her skin is white and I add red and blue marks, am I doing 4th of July right?

Titty Tuesday?? 😍😍

would you look at that it is masturbation monday again

"what are you up to?"
"Oh, nuttin'"
"😏"

My phone autocorrected "assistance" to @assdemon and I'm not even mad

Happy juneteenth!

(are lewd jokes still appropriate?)

Breast is best

Came across this beautiful video the other day: Lots os choking, spitting, and humiliation and it makes my sadistic heart sing https://www.xvideos.com/video31691241/facefucked_uk_whore_choked_into_submission

A brainless sex slave is considered an essential worker, right

"I hate you Sir"
"At least hate me with your mouth open so you can hold my cock warm"

I hope we can move away from the "master" terminology used in technology, and yet keep it, with context, in kink circles. It's a title I much enjoy, and rarely get to use.