Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay I do make the rules.

If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*peeks at the calendar*

Is it Titty Tuesday?

I was reminded today that I haven't choked a little victim in way too long. What a shame that is.

Come choke yourselves on me, my angels 😏😙

"my dear, instruction is only one of the things I want you to be good at taking"

"Bedtimedrillsgt Inc. Professional Degradation and Humiliation Services, what can I do to you today?"

Turn me on like the dark mode in all of your apps

Just the tip?

I have plans for you tonight

Bring the big bottle of aloe

And lube

😘

"You look like a plastic fuck doll, airheaded and wet so that no unnecessary thinking interferes with your use."

Hmm, I need more European friends so I can have phone sex at odd times of day

Wait

What

Excuse me while I'm enjoy your hard nipples with unabashed enthusiasm.

Co-taught with one of my charming assistants

Bedtimedrillsgt's kink class 101:

YOU ARE NOT A SIGMA MALE / AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS TO PEGGING

*god adds femininity with a little shaker*

*shakes and nods*

*shakes twice and nods*

*shakes and the lid comes of, spilling a huge pile all over the place....*

*shrugs*

"Ah fuck it this one's a bimbo"

Well well well would you look at the clock it is suck thirty again!