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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

Roughness lewd 

I was reminded today that I haven't choked a little victim in way too long. What a shame that is.

Come choke yourselves on me, my angels πŸ˜πŸ˜™

Boss lewd 

"my dear, instruction is only one of the things I want you to be good at taking"

bj 

I like getting my dick sucked... Too much

Business lewd 

"Bedtimedrillsgt Inc. Professional Degradation and Humiliation Services, what can I do to you today?"

Handsome tech lewd 

Turn me on like the dark mode in all of your apps

Always be prepared 

I have plans for you tonight

Bring the big bottle of aloe

And lube

😘

Dompliment 

"You look like a plastic fuck doll, airheaded and wet so that no unnecessary thinking interferes with your use."

Timezones lewd 

Hmm, I need more European friends so I can have phone sex at odd times of day

Wait

What

Erotica 

Hey y'all, looks like my 'Dick Pic Tutorial' piece hit 100 views!

It makes me so happy that people are reading and enjoying what I write! I've published 11 stories so far and plan to keep writing for the foreseeable future 😊

I'd also love to know if anyone out there has a favorite story of mine!

write.as/foryourheartonly/

Excuse me while I'm enjoy your hard nipples with unabashed enthusiasm.

Educational lewd 

Co-taught with one of my charming assistants

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Educational lewd 

Bedtimedrillsgt's kink class 101:

YOU ARE NOT A SIGMA MALE / AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS TO PEGGING

@bedtimedrillsgt do i have to break out the puppy dog eyes and lesbian bondage porn again?

Divine lewd 

*god adds femininity with a little shaker*

*shakes and nods*

*shakes twice and nods*

*shakes and the lid comes of, spilling a huge pile all over the place....*

*shrugs*

"Ah fuck it this one's a bimbo"

Well well well would you look at the clock it is suck thirty again!

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