Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay I do make the rules.

If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

They should make a Covid shot / Cum shot package deal

Apparently autocorrect was in a daze, too

I emptied my balls and now I feel amazing necessary I'm so light, but also my cock hurts

#mastoproblems

It's very simple really.

You fill them, you drain them.

My domestic service and my bull kink colliding:

*Cuckold walks in*
"not to foolishly interrupt your using my wife for your pleasure Sir, but would you like a splash of milk in your Earl Grey?"

What, you're sitting on the patio without exposing your tits?

What if a neighbor looks over and doesn't think you're a slut?

Your desperation pleases me.

God I hate it when you think

If only shitposts were money I'd be rrrooooolllllin in it

They: "can I see your body/cock/anything really"
Me: "'only if you beg for permission to masturbate to it"

new emoji!

Unexpected discovery of humiliation material: the whore dunce cap

Yes, girl

I want to crack you like a raw egg

Play that horny music white boooi

"Now all I can think about is you inspecting me to see how wet I am, leaving it completely ignored while you force your cock all the way down the back of my throat to satisfy yourself."

... So observant, it warms my heart.

Juxtaposed lewd