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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

Lewd I think 

Used a bidet earlier today. My oh my, my anus is so clean :water_drop: πŸ’¦

**Server notice** running an update right now, slowness is expected, hang tight!

transphobia 

Reminder to everyone: when you say "women and trans women/men and trans men" you are implying trans people are not the gender they say they are. If you're talking about an experience specific to trans women (such as being rejected from abused women's shelters because of transphobia) then you can talk about cis women and trans women and the differences in those experiences. But in every context you bring them up, you should be asking yourself "is the fact that they're trans relevant to my point or am I making an arbitrary distinction just to keep people in separated categories?"

If you like women, just say you're attracted to women. If you wanna be clear that includes trans women, or nonbinary women, say that. Don't say "women AND trans women" because those aren't separate. You don't have to be attracted to every single trans woman you meet to acknowledge they are women, just like you don't have to be atttacted to every single cis woman you meet to acknowledge they're women.

Lewd 

Any of you that want picture requests, I really want to see photos of your cocks as if you're on a milking table.

Like cock front and centre of the image, looming down. :)

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Time to update this instance this morning, dontchathink

Lewd 

Welcome to the 69th annual Salad Toss Championships.

It’s gonna be a tight competition this year, folks.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Tv.

Does that sound to anyone else like a porn plot?

Traffic jam lewd 

As I'm stuck in a traffic jam I suddenly remembered the one time I chained a sub to a pole by her nipples

Glorious

Bathroom appliance lewd 

Looked at some bidet seats online for fun

But none of them has a "I just fucked a lot and there's cum everywhere, do the works" button

What are these people even doing I thought they are experts

Unsure lewd 

When you're not sure if they have just never encountered a Dom before (poor figurative thing) or are a spam bot (poor actual thing)

Holiday lewd 

If her skin is white and I add red and blue marks, am I doing 4th of July right?

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