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Is this a good time to say

THANK YOU

to our patrons?

You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

*sings*

Cis girls are hot, trans girls are hot, lalalalalala

Just order the sex toy, they said.

Ships in discreet, non-obvious packaging, they said.

**Server notice** I'm in the process of switching cloud storage providers (that is, the provider where the photos for this instance are stored). It should then be more reliable!

(Takes several days to copy, I'll send a notice when I'm actually cutting over the service)

If you want to support kinky business, go here and drop a dollar or two: patreon.com/kinkybiz

Lewd shitpost 

Every time I read about the Seattle Sounders I'm thinking about what as bunch of kinky fucks they must be

Helpful lewd 

Oh, you're having a hard time?

Why don't you kneel over here with your legs spread and your breasts out and tell me all about it. Do you need some comfort cock in your mouth?

Memory lewd 

"remember that one time the neighbors complained? I tried to hold your filthy moan hole shut and you still alarmed them.

...

...

Whore."

Is this a good time to say

THANK YOU

to our patrons?

You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)

patreon.com/kinkybiz

Hi. I'm @bedtimedrillsgt .

I deal with the apparent end of the world with humor and unapologetic kink

Lewd at reader, as always 

Have you considered

-hear me out here-

shutting up and putting my balls in your mouth?

Pandemic lewd, mh- 

You didn't have to rub it in that I'm not getting enough kink right now, but yes

Yes you may polish my wood

Helpful lewd 

Oh, you're having a hard time?

Why don't you kneel over here with your legs spread and your breasts out and tell me all about it. Do you need some comfort cock in your mouth?

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Kinky Business

kinky.business is a Mastodon instance for the kink community. Safe, sane, consensual.