Sir BOOtimedrillsgt 💀 @[email protected]
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- He/Him
- Location
- Pacific Northwest
- Ask me things
- https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
- Mean
- Terribly so, but you like it
Admin
Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
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Okay I do make the rules.
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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER
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Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈
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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.
After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)
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Nsfw | D/s kink
There is just something about just looking down at your sub on their knees below you, crawling around like a desperate little animal, looking up at you in total worship with those melty little eyes that scream "take me". That really makes the whole Dom thing for me. Like yes be a thirsty little cumslut but in this moment *my* thirsty little cumslut. 
Convenience lewd
"give me JOI, Alexa", the possibilities are endless
Convenience lewd
What do I have to do to get a voice command "play some porn that I like" on my Alexa?
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🍬
horniest canned pasta?
Chef Boyardeepthroat
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Watching titkok videos
Drippy lewd
Let me be clear that you can never
And I cannot stress this enough
You can never be "too wet"
Lewd? Maybe? I mean probably, it's me posting this after all, let's be real here for a second
Excuse me.
The *what* mittens?
Objectification lewd
"you know the good thing about you?
No one says haha, there's a girl over there pretending to be a sex doll.
Everybody says, oops, your sex doll is speaking"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
;>.<!
American dream lewd
She didn't become a world class slut without hard work and dedication.....
She pulled herself up by her own bra straps!
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Negotiation lewd
@bedtimedrillsgt it's only "brattiness" if it's from the Bratt region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling personality
Negotiation lewd
"Yeah you like me because I'm good at sucking your cock, but mostly because of my sparkling personality"
"Let's say 50 / 50"
I'm not saying you're afraid of me, little brat.
I'm saying your mouth is happy writing checks so long as your ass doesn't have to cash them
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It's national coming out day, and I have no news to share, except I want you to know that you're all fucking hot, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- Pacific Northwest
- Ask me things
- https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
- Mean
- Terribly so, but you like it
Admin
Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
