Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Those of you who like sucking cock... what do you like the most? What really does it for you?

Me: I should put my thoughts on a shirt

Anyone else have kinks that ebb and flow? I haven't engaged in humiliation in a while and I reaaallyyy crave it now.

Good morning bitches

wake up

it's time to sin

Goodnight you filthy fucks

Horn if you're honky 📯

Oh and choking you on my cock until you almost pass out... Is also my love language

I keep going between finding an impregnation kink creepy vs extremely hot

My wooden spoon is getting lonely because it hasn't been used in a while

Don't make me use it for cooking

I've recently discovered a few that I like a lot.

Kyler Quinn. Mackenzie Mace. Ellie Eilish.

What are your favorite porn stars?

I... really need my cock sucked.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

This paper (from a tweet*) really is something else

Holy crap

* https://twitter.com/DrJessTaylor/status/1213751246970085377

You're the slut in my soup! 😻

Salt!

I mean salt!

Found some mp3 files from an old phone of mine, turns out it was audio of a good girl of my past... Aaaand I'm hard