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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

Delightfully needy lewd 

"what kind of girl likes a mean guy???"
"Me me pick me!"
"Sit down and make a wet spot like a good girl"

Server notice: I suspended a user from another instance who was abusive in DMs. If you encounter this, you may report and I'll take action.

I was just described as "slap happy"

Hmm

I mean

They're not *wrong*

She: ".... And that gives me a leg up"
Me: *daydreams about her with a leg up*... "What"

Interior design lewd 

Why don't you sit in the corner with your tits out and your legs spread wide while I'm busy working?

At least you'd be decorative

If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

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the chorus of "mambo no. 5," but with women's names replaced with words for penis 

A little bit of pecker in my life
A little bit of phallus by my side
A little bit of thick cock is all I need
A little bit of big dick is what I see
A little bit of your wang in the sun
A little bit of willy all night long
A little bit of πŸ†, here I am
A little bit of schlong makes me your man

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