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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

There are some absolutely stunning people here.

Moderator notice 

Thank you for all who have flagged a pair of accounts today that were violating our strict no-underage policy

They can fuck right off

Degree o lewd 

What kind of sick, twisted, disgusting, degenerate whore do you have to be to get off on a degradation kink?

I mean you do touch it all over like it's just an object

I'm not surprised

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OH: "Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Humiliation lewd 

oddly "next time you're born" is tickling my sadism the most in this

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Humiliation lewd 

"Sir the cum is dripping into my eyes"
"it's not my fault you have such a jizzable face. Next time you're born try looking less like a cum rag"

Veggie lewd 

Putting the cum in cucumber πŸ₯’

Is an "accountability buddy" like a Dom for vanilla people?

what he's saying is he likes thikke buttokes and he wol nat lye

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This wenche thikke and wel ygrowen was,
With kamus nose, and eyen greye as glas,
With buttokes brode, and brestes rounde and hye;
But right fair was hire heer, I wol nat lye.

- From The Canterbury Tales: The Reeve's Tale

Hornymoji 

We also have this as : holding_back_tears :

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Hornymoji 

I present to you, Lip Bite, or the moment a little subby realizes these panties are, in fact, fully ruined

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