Sir bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

I often find it a welcome change of pace when some circumstance appears that would keep an impact play scene from having, well, impact play after all. Means so many other kinks can be explored. A foolish Dom that needs tools exclusively to be effective

Friendly reminder that content warnings and sensitive media flag are necessary, especially for less common kink. Don't make me silence you 🤦‍♂️

Perfect humans do not intrigue me.

It's the imperfect ones that do.

Goodnight you filthy fucks

Oh I'm so excited

I get to use my new flogger very soon

I'm off work today and using the time to think deep, filthy thoughts

Disappointing that the Seattle kink scene appears to be dead during the week. Maybe I have to put on something of my own sometime.

Remember, sometimes the only winning move is not to play

I hope you had a lovely weekend, you filthy fucks

Nothing like a ritualistic caning to release tension

Getting my step count in by walking, like some sort of caveman. Can I substitute that with fucking?