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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

watersports kink shitpost, not sure this even makes sense tbh 

lines from a lockpicking book that sound lewd, but aren't 

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Today's life lesson brought to you by Lil Miss Bliss.

When to send a dick pic?

Did they ask for it?

If yes, send away.
If no,put it away and don't fucking send it .

Kiss kiss.
Love
Val

D/s kink, not lewd 

Jerk lewd 

Alexa lewd 

Lewd Corona psa shitpost 

Since it was so popular I figured I'd share it with everyone.

CNC philosophy lewd 

lewd 

Mastolewd 

Just googled "satin" to confirm that what I think that looks like is in fact what that looks like, and now I'm browsing tasty as fuck satin dresses... Rawr

lewd @ reader 

OH: "This is not a dogwhistle, this is more of a fog horn"

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