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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

Vaccination lewd 

They should make a Covid shot / Cum shot package deal

Masto, the other kind 

Apparently autocorrect was in a daze, too

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Masto, the other kind 

I emptied my balls and now I feel amazing necessary I'm so light, but also my cock hurts

Lewd rule 

It's very simple really.

You fill them, you drain them.

My domestic service and my bull kink colliding:

*Cuckold walks in*
"not to foolishly interrupt your using my wife for your pleasure Sir, but would you like a splash of milk in your Earl Grey?"

Outdoor humiliation lewd 

What, you're sitting on the patio without exposing your tits?

What if a neighbor looks over and doesn't think you're a slut?

If only shitposts were money I'd be rrrooooolllllin in it

Asking for lewds 

They: "can I see your body/cock/anything really"
Me: "'only if you beg for permission to masturbate to it"

Humiliation kink 

Unexpected discovery of humiliation material: the whore dunce cap

Sadist lewd 

"Now all I can think about is you inspecting me to see how wet I am, leaving it completely ignored while you force your cock all the way down the back of my throat to satisfy yourself."

... So observant, it warms my heart.

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