Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Thanks for flagging a spammer here, removed! 🙄

I just shaved my balls and ahhh they feel so smooth

I like her.

When is all the kink opening back up?

Wait

You're telling me it never went away?

Lewd mood

Sorry for the radio silence, things were hard for a while (not the fun kind of hard) but those things are looking up now

Today sucked a lot

Do you prefer option a), b), c), or double D?

Uuggghhhh super tough time at work

Don't forget to take your vitamin DTF!

"you go so deep, it's too deep"
"Why? Have you considered that feeling for a few days like you were just impaled is the price you should pay for my pleasure?"

I'm allergic against plant cum

Interruption lewd? More like interruption rude, amirite

Anyone else get constantly interrupted (by the calendar or otherwise) every time they want to masturbate? No? Just me?

Pah. Disgusting.

Speaking of which, what have you been watching?

that's it, back to free normal people Internet porn

IT'S DOOOONEEEE