Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]
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- He/Him
- Location
- Pacific Northwest
- Ask me things
- https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
- Mean
- Terribly so, but you like it
Admin
Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER
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Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈
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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.
After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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nice to wake up to nudes from a good girl
The spankings will continue until begging improves
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Can I just say I loooooove our new server
Delightfully needy lewd
"what kind of girl likes a mean guy???"
"Me me pick me!"
"Sit down and make a wet spot like a good girl"
Server notice: I suspended a user from another instance who was abusive in DMs. If you encounter this, you may report and I'll take action.
I was just described as "slap happy"
Hmm
I mean
They're not *wrong*
She: ".... And that gives me a leg up"
Me: *daydreams about her with a leg up*... "What"
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Interior design lewd
Why don't you sit in the corner with your tits out and your legs spread wide while I'm busy working?
At least you'd be decorative
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Am I doing tellonym right?
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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the chorus of "mambo no. 5," but with women's names replaced with words for penis
A little bit of pecker in my life
A little bit of phallus by my side
A little bit of thick cock is all I need
A little bit of big dick is what I see
A little bit of your wang in the sun
A little bit of willy all night long
A little bit of 🍆, here I am
A little bit of schlong makes me your man
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- Pacific Northwest
- Ask me things
- https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
- Mean
- Terribly so, but you like it
Admin
Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
