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Is this a good time to say

THANK YOU

to our patrons?

You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❀️ :flogger: :buttplug:

Tfw you're accidentally horny on main and try with all your might not to press the like button on anything

Lewditude 

Today, I'm full of cum and the best ideas!

oh, you want to refer to genitals? here are your choices:

1) silly, childish, unsexy word
2) crude, vulgar, brash word
3) cold, medical, cinical word

Friendly reminder that we add CWs and sensitive media flags to overtly lewd content on this instance.

Consent matters, online and off.

Pol lewd 

Tomorrow, a massive load is going to be released off America's shoulders

And--I'll be entirely honest about this--this is only my second most favorite kind of massive load to be released

Meta lewd 

"I see you're a sucker for analogies and my cock"

I’m going to cum, it’s inevitable

1st kinkster group chat of the new year will be tomorrow. Link will be posted in reply. Dm if you want a reminder
7.30 pm gmt
#mastoKinkChat

Lewd 

There's nothing wrong with a proper hate fuck, and I feel like we're not doing that enough.

**Server notice** Due to recent events elsewhere in real life and on the Internet, I suspect extremist instances of Mastodon will experience at least a temporary influx of users.

I will not attempt to proactively clean anything up (futile anyway), but if you come in contact with people violating our rules on Mastodon, please report and I will swing the mighty banhammer with prejudice.

I am planning on making some updates soon -- our hosting provider has come out with some upgrades, for instance.

If you want to contribute, such as by designing a kinky elephant for the bottom left corner of this instance, ... reach out to me :)

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This is your periodic reminder that our patrons are amazing and you're the reason this wonderful little haven of filth exists!

patreon.com/kinkybiz

I mean I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little curious.

New rules lewd 

Annual reminder that I got no patience for this right wing extremist shit

If you don't think trans people are people or destroying democracy is Kinda Really Bad Okay then you don't get to suck my cock

That's the rules

Btw we are all kinky fucks here but today I'm pissed off at the level of clownery and dangerous assholery in Washington DC. Fuck everything about this.

Attire lewd 

Why are your tits covered up?

If you'll act like a whore at least look like one too.

Sadist lewd 

You're very pretty when his smile through the tears.

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