Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

Note, not just a fantasy

You better bite the pillow... This is going to hurt

Whip whip whip

So. The other day I maaay have had a subby choke herself on my cock but she had some trouble taking the last inch or so.

So I wrapped my thighs around her head and forced her down on me while she desperately struggled for air, until she almost passed out. Finally I had mercy and decided to allow her to breathe.

After she collected herself she looked up at me with her ruined mascara and said...

"Will you do it again, Sir?"

YESSS we have two new emoji! ballgag and whipcat, courtesy of @igushcomputers :

There's a new version of mastodon -- I'll install it soon, but didn't want to rush it, seems to be a big step. GET HYYYYPE

Lewd hello

Apparently trypophobia is the fear of tightly packed holes

I have no fear of tightly packing holes

For an upcoming trip, my place has a canopy bed.

MY MY MY. WHATEVER SHALL I USE IT FOR.

👩: it's hot when you use different languages
: did your pussy tell you to say that
👩 : 🙄🙄🙄
: that's a yes then?
👩 : ....... yes

Sh sh sh

*Snaps and points down*

"I going" thanks for nothing autocorrect

Oh I going a wonderful subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/humanfleshlight

How useful they all are.