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If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

patreon.com/kinkybiz

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Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

I asked my friend how he likes his eggs so I know in the morning. He says "love 'em."

Lol

Business lewd 

"Human resource" al is just the corporate term for "cock sleeve", you're welcome

World-renowned chef lewd 

Look! I made a meme about you!

Tomorrow's Forecast

Moar TREE SEMEN. MUHAHAHAH

Today was not the first black hole I saw on the internet

But by far the most pleasant

a drawing of a penis wearing a christmas sweater 

there's some context i could add to this, but i won't

lewd, dreams (+) 

@puppy marvelous. Let it flow through you (and eventually, down your throat πŸ™Š) it's very good for you.

I just read about a cr*ptocoin pegging and de-pegging (to the US dollar) repeatedly and more and more deeply and I'm like πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tw: mh~ 

(and I'm not complaining, I'm an attractive man, but even I, during my decades on this planet, have probably been "hit on" by a stranger maybe twice, total? Mind blowing.)

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Tw: mh~ 

Sometimes I marvel at how fundamentally different people's daily life experience is - how some people get drowned in cheap meaningless exhausting attention all day, and others can't remember ever having been "hit on" in their entire life... And both are equally as unhappy

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