Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Is this a good time to say

THANK YOU

to our patrons?

You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

"I'm very good at looking pretty"
"Even when you're not crying?"

Why am I like this

Lol I just stumbled across this extremely overdone bdsm contract template: https://bdsmcontracts.org/

I'm not even mad, hopelessly overengineered things please me

You see it is really very simple

I squeeze on the top

You drip on the bottom

Like an orange

Why yes little college freshman

I can explain the Endowment Effect to you

In fact

Let me show you

Read about the Endowment Effect again and I can't not giggle

Every

Time

Humans. Some days I do not know why I deal with them.

This turkey just squirted juices at me

Without consent 😮

Find yourself someone that uses you like chrome uses every last byte of RAM

Hornnnt

Wait what

Always leave them enough rope to tangle themselves in

If you don't want to be slapped, try not having such a slappable face?