Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]
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Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
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Is this a good time to say
THANK YOU
to our patrons?
You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)
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Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt
Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈
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"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.
After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)
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*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz
If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️ 
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Lol I love condescension as a kink
*sings*
Cis girls are hot, trans girls are hot, lalalalalala
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Just order the sex toy, they said.
Ships in discreet, non-obvious packaging, they said.
So lewd
THAT'S IT I'm masturbating.
**Server notice** I'm in the process of switching cloud storage providers (that is, the provider where the photos for this instance are stored). It should then be more reliable!
(Takes several days to copy, I'll send a notice when I'm actually cutting over the service)
If you want to support kinky business, go here and drop a dollar or two: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz
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Every time I read about the Seattle Sounders I'm thinking about what as bunch of kinky fucks they must be
Haven't read a @valeriabliss smut story in way too long
Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈
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Oh, you're having a hard time?
Why don't you kneel over here with your legs spread and your breasts out and tell me all about it. Do you need some comfort cock in your mouth?
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"remember that one time the neighbors complained? I tried to hold your filthy moan hole shut and you still alarmed them.
...
...
Whore."
Is this a good time to say
THANK YOU
to our patrons?
You're the best, and the filthiest, and I thank you for keeping kinky business alive :)
Hi. I'm @bedtimedrillsgt .
I deal with the apparent end of the world with humor and unapologetic kink
Lewd at reader, as always
Have you considered
-hear me out here-
shutting up and putting my balls in your mouth?
Pandemic lewd, mh-
You didn't have to rub it in that I'm not getting enough kink right now, but yes
Yes you may polish my wood
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Oh, you're having a hard time?
Why don't you kneel over here with your legs spread and your breasts out and tell me all about it. Do you need some comfort cock in your mouth?
Admin
Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
Joined Apr 2017
