Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay I do make the rules.

If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER

https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

I urgently need a blowjob and a nap.

In that order

The Onion was kinky before it was cool

"Human resource" al is just the corporate term for "cock sleeve", you're welcome

Look! I made a meme about you!

I want to break you like the promises I don't

Over here @kinkytrees is putting the "wood" in "morning wood"

Today was not the first black hole I saw on the internet

But by far the most pleasant

Omg it is sundress season isn't it

I just read about a cr*ptocoin pegging and de-pegging (to the US dollar) repeatedly and more and more deeply and I'm like 😏😏😏😂😂😂😂

Sing your heart out little one 😂

Me, watching a sub suffer

(Also, testing file uploads)

I'm tired and horny

Thorny

(and I'm not complaining, I'm an attractive man, but even I, during my decades on this planet, have probably been "hit on" by a stranger maybe twice, total? Mind blowing.)

Sometimes I marvel at how fundamentally different people's daily life experience is - how some people get drowned in cheap meaningless exhausting attention all day, and others can't remember ever having been "hit on" in their entire life... And both are equally as unhappy