Sir Bedtimedrillsgt 😈 @[email protected]

Okay kids I made a tellonym... https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

"Why is man alone subject to becoming an imbecile?"
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Also, please introduce yourself when you're new here! We'd like to know you better.

After all, Mastodon is a community, not a dumping ground for pictures. :)

*whispers* pssssstttttt I just launched a patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/kinkybiz

If you like it here and want this little instance not to break in the near future, please consider chipping in ❤️

For example, "it's very peaceful for my head to just take you and bend you over and use you as a masturbation sleeve because I fucking feel like it, and that's sufficient reason for it to be that way."

Been explaining my kink philosophy a lot lately and I like that having to articulate it challenges me to think harder about it and discover and rediscover what it is all about for me.

"I didn't get my hair cut so it's easier for you to pull" 😍

🎶 I slapped a girl and she liked iiiittt 🎵

-Katy Pretty, I think

Bet the people liking this think I'm the one asking, not the one giving the sign

A truer meme about me has never been made

We talk a lot and how women suffer under the patriarchy...

Oddly there's no way for men to "win" at it either.

In an ironic twist, it's taking us all to hell equally in a cock-embroidered handbasket.

Unsolicited duck pic

@valeriabliss tiny twisted misfit

truer, you could not have described yourself

tfw an entirely expectedly hot thing surprises you with just how hot you find it in the moment and you explode into an orgasm supernova 😅

"Flexible tugging fun" this is... still a dog toy yes? Yes? 🤔

If you try hard enough, everything can be a sex toy.

Been thinking about writing a tellonym bot that @s you when you post a new answer... so you can boost it if you want. Is that helpful? Annoying that you can't delete it then though 🤔

Oh boy please save me from the mediocrity of the bot generated questions https://tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt