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If I'm not back after this trip, I died from lack of kink 😱

@bedtimedrillsgt Now that would be a most interesting obituary to read! 🀣

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In the early hours of Sunday morning members of the local constabulary from Loving Country (Tx) discovered the remains of a 30 something male. Having been alerted by members from a remote local tribe who had heard heart-wrenching screams of terror in the middle of the night, they conducted a sweep of the largely uninhabited area only to discover an ramshackle shack at the far end of a remote road, with an inanimate cadaver. :ms_skull_and_crossbones:

The local coroner conducted a thorough autopsy as well as an extensive background check, and delivered the rather unusual verdict that the young man died from acute withdrawal symptoms of what was identified as a severe addiction to kink. When asked if this was exceptional, the coroner quoted something Shakespeare-like about "things between heaven and earth" to our local reporter.

(read more about macabre addictions on page 69)

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