**Server notice**
I am going to perform the database relocation to a new server now.
This instance will be down for a little while. I will bring it back up on a new server -- or if anything does not go as planned, I will reactivate the old server.
Sit tight, relax, we'll be right back.
If you were wondering "how might I contributed to such a swell community full of the most delightful filth"? LOOK NO FURTHER
**Server notice**
OKAY I think this went exactly as I planned.
I still have some loose ends to tie up but....
WELCOME to the new server of kinky.business, which is faster, bigger, fresher, hotter (just like all of you)