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Sometimes I marvel at how fundamentally different people's daily life experience is - how some people get drowned in cheap meaningless exhausting attention all day, and others can't remember ever having been "hit on" in their entire life... And both are equally as unhappy
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(and I'm not complaining, I'm an attractive man, but even I, during my decades on this planet, have probably been "hit on" by a stranger maybe twice, total? Mind blowing.)
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@bedtimedrillsgt as someone who has at times inhabited both ends of the spectrum, I feel this. It's very weird.
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@squeedoodle and how ignorant people are to this spectrum... Cis dudes getting upset that their advances aren't reciprocated. Femmes complaining that only 7 people came on to them tonight, this dress must be ugly.
It's so dysfunctional, wow
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@bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle I'm kinda feeling called out.
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle what did I tell you about speaking without your tits out?
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@bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle I should do it more often?
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle see that's why my attention for you is measured in slaps
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@bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle I thought it was my killer rack and pale skin?
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle , she claimed without proof 😈
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@bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle hah! i have shown you before so there
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle that's true, I'm just generously encouraging your filth so there's that
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pfft. as if i need encouragement to be filthy and a crown princess of debauchery
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle no wonder I enjoy you
But watch out if you keep it up you'll get your drippy sticky debauchery all over Squeedle and then she's like hopelessly covered in it, unable to do anything about it
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@bedtimedrillsgt @valeriabliss first of all, how dare you 😤😆
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@squeedoodle @bedtimedrillsgt lets be real.
i dare to do a lot of things. some of them are fun for both parties
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@valeriabliss @squeedoodle yeah val, how dare you dripping on Sqoodle (Squirtle?) over here
gives me an idea.. muhahaha
@valeriabliss @bedtimedrillsgt no! No ideas! shush! 😖
@squeedoodle @valeriabliss all the ideas!!
@squeedoodle @valeriabliss it's my server and I'll be a sadist if I want to, saaadist if I want to lalalala
@bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle so a day that ends in y?
@valeriabliss @squeedoodle yes! And all high holidays
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@bedtimedrillsgt @valeriabliss @squeedoodle
Weird, I can't see the posts by Squeedoodle you're replying to. Is this a glitch? Did I get accidentally blocked? (Or — 
mortified look — intentionally?) How can I tell?
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@abananabag @bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle you can check her profile and it should tell you if you are still following her
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@valeriabliss @bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle Uh oh. The "FOLLOW" button is grayed out. Does that mean she blocked me? 😕 Well, shoot. I wonder if it was accidental or if I said something to upset her. 😧
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@abananabag @bedtimedrillsgt @squeedoodle can you post a screenshot of the header ?
@bedtimedrillsgt @valeriabliss squirtle! Squirtle squirtle! Squirrrrrtle!
(Fun fact, my Senpai calls me Squirt)