Pandemic lewd, mh- 

You didn't have to rub it in that I'm not getting enough kink right now, but yes

Yes you may polish my wood

Legal footnote lewd 

"so you say I should *use* my designated driver......."

Young people advice 

Follow the wisdom of your elders, kids

Lewd sign 

When she's really into anal but tries to be subtle about it

Home improvement lewd 

I mean, it's not my kink but you do you, Home Depot

Unsure lewd 

When you're not sure if they have just never encountered a Dom before (poor figurative thing) or are a spam bot (poor actual thing)

Rule 1 to 1000 of dealing with brats: Always use their own words against them.

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