Brat taming 101 

Always leave them enough rope to tangle themselves in

Objectification, as a consensual kink 

Lesson 1: You wouldn't have tits if they weren't supposed to be exposed for my pleasure

Offensively unapologetic domly narcissism 

Me: *exists*
Subs:

Produce lewd 

Funny that reminds me of what I saw in the shower this morning

Sex toy shopping lewd 

Me, looking for restraints on ebay and accidentally stumbling across a vaginal speculum

Me, assembling a nice piece of furniture: Wow this is really hard wood

Also me, half a second later:

Pandemic lewd, mh- 

You didn't have to rub it in that I'm not getting enough kink right now, but yes

Yes you may polish my wood

Legal footnote lewd 

"so you say I should *use* my designated driver......."

Young people advice 

Follow the wisdom of your elders, kids

Lewd sign 

When she's really into anal but tries to be subtle about it

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