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Lewd way to start the day Show more

Surprising I need to say it but, keep this instance free of your fascism. πŸ™„

If you're joining us from Tumblr, welcome! Take a bit of time to familiarise yourself with the CW feature and adding annotations to your images, be sure to lurk for a bit to pick up examples if you're unsure, or ask other users if you feel they'd be receptive to that (I'm one of them! Feel free!). The fediverse is so amazing and vibrant and you'll love it here if you're not a shithead <3

**Server notice** please remember to use content warnings and NSFW media flags for adult content. Only safe, sane, consensual and legal content.

RT @helloheidifox@twitter.com: ✨✨✨

Is there anyway to post to Mastodon using Siri Shortcuts?

++Please Boost if you also want to be able to toot by shouting at your iPhone++

#shortcuts

Welcome filthy people from Tumblr! Hope you like it here 😈

a "guess the gender of this nipple" game sounds fun

Domly philosophy Show more

Imagine your job being to arrest consenting adults engaging in harmless activity, and NOT thinking you're wasting your life

Me: hey
Cat: ...
Me: ...
Cat: ...
Me: ...
Cat: ...
Me: ...
Cat: *climbs atop my face*
Me: shoulda seen it coming
Cat: *purrs*

**Server notice** upgrading to 2.6.2 shortly, which contains a few bug fixes. No major changes expected.

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Kinky Business

kinky.business is a Mastodon instance for the kink community. Safe, sane, consensual.