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Girl, You out to be treated like a twinkie.

Me: pardon?
Guy: you know, wrapped in plastic and pumped full of creme.

Rule 1 to 1000 of dealing with brats: Always use their own words against them.

Thanks for flagging a spammer here, removed! πŸ™„

Grooming lewd 

When is all the kink opening back up?

Wait

You're telling me it never went away?

Sorry for the radio silence, things were hard for a while (not the fun kind of hard) but those things are looking up now

wall of text, bleh -_- 

Petition to use "lesbian" in place of "transbian" as even though the latter is much more fun to say, trans is implied. We will instead use "cisbian" when referring to cis lesbians, which sounds dumb but will make terfs fucking furious

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