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What's your favorite body type?

Show me with a picture. (All genders, all are welcome)

Breaking news.....

This just in.

Stop shooting people. Seriously stop it. This means you. Put the fucking gun down.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

AHEM.

STOP FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE.

That is all.

Pandemic lewd 

Couple months ago:

You know what would be great now? A scene that touches on all of my favorite kinks, is intense and deep and full of mental stimulation and ends in a big, twitching whimpering supernova of raw, unfiltered emotion...

Today:

You know what I just want to hit someone

... WITH A STICK

Legal footnote lewd 

"so you say I should *use* my designated driver......."

DDlg kink 

i just defined myself to @ENBYDSM as "merciless caretaker to my little one," and i think that's the best definition of "Daddy" that i've come up with

a company that makes wooden dildos called the hickory dickery

Young people advice 

Follow the wisdom of your elders, kids

Lood shitpost 

Jerking off to completion?

IN THIS ECONOMY??

Why is JavaScript so hard to use? 

It has to talk to it's DOM all the time.

Lewd sign 

When she's really into anal but tries to be subtle about it

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