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**Server notice**
I have to switch things around with the image storage server, hang tight

Thanks all for flagging two accounts that were violating our strict no-underage-content policy. I suspended them swiftly

Elastic lewd 

"I like stretching your boundaries...

That's only one of the things I like to stretch"

Sex toy shopping lewd 

Me, looking for restraints on ebay and accidentally stumbling across a vaginal speculum

Me, assembling a nice piece of furniture: Wow this is really hard wood

Also me, half a second later:

Cute and lewd (cewd?) 

Let's hang out!

You know.

Just your mouth, my cock,
my deep moans in your ears telling you that you're doing everything just right like the good little suck doll you are.

And then, my seed spilling into you as the reward you were longing for,
you worked so hard for,
and finally deserve.

*sings*

Cis girls are hot, trans girls are hot, lalalalalala

Just order the sex toy, they said.

Ships in discreet, non-obvious packaging, they said.

**Server notice** I'm in the process of switching cloud storage providers (that is, the provider where the photos for this instance are stored). It should then be more reliable!

(Takes several days to copy, I'll send a notice when I'm actually cutting over the service)

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Lewd shitpost 

Every time I read about the Seattle Sounders I'm thinking about what as bunch of kinky fucks they must be

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