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Delightfully needy lewd 

"what kind of girl likes a mean guy???"
"Me me pick me!"
"Sit down and make a wet spot like a good girl"

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I was just described as "slap happy"

Hmm

I mean

They're not *wrong*

She: ".... And that gives me a leg up"
Me: *daydreams about her with a leg up*... "What"

Interior design lewd 

Why don't you sit in the corner with your tits out and your legs spread wide while I'm busy working?

At least you'd be decorative

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the chorus of "mambo no. 5," but with women's names replaced with words for penis 

A little bit of pecker in my life
A little bit of phallus by my side
A little bit of thick cock is all I need
A little bit of big dick is what I see
A little bit of your wang in the sun
A little bit of willy all night long
A little bit of πŸ†, here I am
A little bit of schlong makes me your man

Domly ponderings lewd 

Trying to decide whose pathetic whimpers I should hear first after I get my vaccines

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