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Support your tiny neighborhood boobies, it's Smol Titty Tuesday

Piercing lewd 

"I want to get my nipples pierced"

"You'll look like a whore.

Wait

No that's just how you look...

Go ahead then"

Whoever reads this 

You look mighty fine today and you're killing it!

**Server notice** thank you for reporting, I blocked p**.s*, due to unmoderated assholery

Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

Truth 

If you just fap, you must fap

I don't make the rules

Onlylewd 

Plot twist: banner in the background reads "world micropenis conference"

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Onlylewd 

"you on onlyfans?"

"I would be but they don't allow dicks my size"

Yoga lewd 

Ah, it's time for your yoga lesson. Today, I'm going to stretch you.

"asl" 

Just saw this funny/terrible tweet about the term "asl" creeps use in chat rooms

And as if it's not creepy enough yet by itself, it always sends me to think that the person asking isn't only a creep, but also an incredibly lazy creep, who can't be bothered to ask a full on question while creeping on someone

Holy crap

Calendar lewd 

My my my

Is it titty Tuesday again!

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