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Boat lewd 

Heyyyyy, what size butt plug do you prefer? Small, medium, large, or Ever Given?

Boat lewd 

Heyyyyy, let's bang like that ship banged into the side of the Suez Canal

Boat lewd 

Hey girrrl I want to hit you like the bow of the Ever Given hit the Suez Canal

Why yes

This is a massive erection in my pocket

And I am happy to see you

On the phone with customer service:

"don't make me spank you, Jake from State Farm!!"

Vibe lewd 

Me: I should press this wand on your clit until the battery is empty

Also me: oops it's plug-in

Ejaculation lewd 

Today I'm fantasizing about making ridiculous amounts of cum

*fills out message in a bottle*

Please

If you see this

Send nudes

Support your tiny neighborhood boobies, it's Smol Titty Tuesday

Piercing lewd 

"I want to get my nipples pierced"

"You'll look like a whore.

Wait

No that's just how you look...

Go ahead then"

Whoever reads this 

You look mighty fine today and you're killing it!

**Server notice** thank you for reporting, I blocked p**.s*, due to unmoderated assholery

Okay kids I made a tellonym... tellonym.me/bedtimedrillsgt

Ask me anything, I'll probably answer 😈

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