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What are you looking at?

Have you never seen man beating the meat?

I hereby half-assedly apologize that I keep exposing you all to my shitposts

Vegan masturbation lewd 

In gourd we thrust

Non-insulting degradation lewd 

Someone asked by I don't use the word "bitch" so I said

"I don't want to insult you, I want you to feel beneath me" and it made my balls tingle

Figured you should know that.

Calendar lewd 

When is National Pity Orgasm for the Most Pathetic Sluts day?

Emoji lewd 

When you slap her repeatedly and tell her to smile better:

πŸ₯²

Niceness lewd 

"Hey fuck hole"

"aw be nice!"

"Hey pretty little fuck hole"

My college textbook (not lewd, BDSM dynamic referenced) 

I wasn't bored reading this, but that last sentence got my fucking attention.

here’s a fun fact for ya: one of the vaccination benefits is you get hotter.

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