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Tis the season lewd 

It is almost eggnog season, and you know what that means: Pour that thick, rich juice of heaven down your throat like the eggnog fairy ejaculated all over you

Sometimes I wonder how to deal with accounts whose purpose seems to be dropping random pictures linking to other places

Okay everybody

Make sure to take your vitamin D daily, and don't waste a drop!

Nsfw | D/s kink 

There is just something about just looking down at your sub on their knees below you, crawling around like a desperate little animal, looking up at you in total worship with those melty little eyes that scream "take me". That really makes the whole Dom thing for me. Like yes be a thirsty little cumslut but in this moment *my* thirsty little cumslut. :devious_horns: :ms_dizzy: :hornt_heart_hands:

Convenience lewd 

"give me JOI, Alexa", the possibilities are endless

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Convenience lewd 

What do I have to do to get a voice command "play some porn that I like" on my Alexa?

horniest canned pasta? 

Chef Boyardeepthroat

Drippy lewd 

Let me be clear that you can never

And I cannot stress this enough

You can never be "too wet"

Lewd? Maybe? I mean probably, it's me posting this after all, let's be real here for a second 

Excuse me.

The *what* mittens?

Objectification lewd 

"you know the good thing about you?

No one says haha, there's a girl over there pretending to be a sex doll.

Everybody says, oops, your sex doll is speaking"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

;>.<!

American dream lewd 

She didn't become a world class slut without hard work and dedication.....

She pulled herself up by her own bra straps!

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