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Today we celebrate Titty Tuesday, please take a moment to grab the nearest tits, whether they are tiny or large to show them they are the best

One of my favorite bratty subs called me a "consent queen" and

Yeah

I mean

True

"we both know I enjoy ruining your makeup almost as much as your innocence"

re: lewd, out of context 

"Fuck yes, I want to free use that hole you call a mouth and dump so many loads in it."

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Emptiness lewd 

Last weekend, I drained my balls so deeply, I didn't feel the need to play for a day and a half.

I felt *so light*

Holy shit

I asked my friend how he likes his eggs so I know in the morning. He says "love 'em."

Lol

Business lewd 

"Human resource" al is just the corporate term for "cock sleeve", you're welcome

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