Admin and benevolent dictator at kinky.business. Resident executive perv. 30-something Dom. Beard and boobs enthusiast.
current mood:
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What, it's Wanking Wednesday?
*unzips*
Today we celebrate Titty Tuesday, please take a moment to grab the nearest tits, whether they are tiny or large to show them they are the best
One of my favorite bratty subs called me a "consent queen" and
Yeah
I mean
True
"we both know I enjoy ruining your makeup almost as much as your innocence"
Balls?
Balls.
🎵 The world is a trash fire🎵
re: lewd, out of context Show more
"Fuck yes, I want to free use that hole you call a mouth and dump so many loads in it."
"Watch me do it"
submitted by notacoptrustmeplease
Emptiness lewd Show more
Last weekend, I drained my balls so deeply, I didn't feel the need to play for a day and a half.
I felt *so light*
Holy shit
Taschenschlampe!
I urgently need a blowjob and a nap.
In that order
I asked my friend how he likes his eggs so I know in the morning. He says "love 'em."
Lol
#nsfw
The Onion was kinky before it was cool
Business lewd Show more
"Human resource" al is just the corporate term for "cock sleeve", you're welcome
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