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Free use lewd 

If you weren't meant to be fucked by every man, your pussy wouldn't fit every cock

Shaving lewd 

Tfw you shaved yourself down there and now it's so smooth you can't keep your hands off it

The more I think about it, the more I realize

Nothing should stand between me and enjoying your body for my pleasure

Liquid lewd 

I have some spare jizz, anyone want some before I waste it?

Apparently I made 12000 mastodon posts on this instance.

I can't believe I am making all of you read so much of my filth

Ha ha

Ugh it happened again. I'm sorry, I'll be more critical of people's reasons to join this instance. Thank you for reporting users that should not be here!

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🙄 spammers. I saw the guy's reason for joining, thought "well that's weird but ok", and was promptly punished for giving him the benefit of the doubt

(In related news I just gave a new user the boot after they decided to spam)

Tfw it's lunch time AND a day ending in y, so you're horngry

*casually sends a hand pic to a queer friend*
*listens to the sound of panties being ruined*

Horny posting 

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I probably came 4 times yesterday pls someone help

also, how one can write a book and call it manhood and it is *not* meant to be gay erotica, I cannot understand

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Travel lewd 

someone remarked "yea because beautiful subs want to work at airport gloryholes"

I refuse to let my fantasies be destroyed by such technicalities!

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An event surprising absolutely no one, US senator publishes diary of his stay at a popular fox news host's balls tanning retreat in the New Mexico desert, where they lovingly fondled each other's guns while watching R rated January 6 riot footage...

For just 19.95, you too can soon be holding a politician's 'Manhood' in your hands.

Excuse me for making this plane lopsided from the weight of my filth

Travel lewd 

They need finely curated gloryholes at airports

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