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Asking for lewds 

They: "can I see your body/cock/anything really"
Me: "'only if you beg for permission to masturbate to it"

Humiliation kink 

Unexpected discovery of humiliation material: the whore dunce cap

Sadist lewd 

"Now all I can think about is you inspecting me to see how wet I am, leaving it completely ignored while you force your cock all the way down the back of my throat to satisfy yourself."

... So observant, it warms my heart.

Boat lewd 

Heyyyyy, what size butt plug do you prefer? Small, medium, large, or Ever Given?

Boat lewd 

Heyyyyy, let's bang like that ship banged into the side of the Suez Canal

Boat lewd 

Hey girrrl I want to hit you like the bow of the Ever Given hit the Suez Canal

Why yes

This is a massive erection in my pocket

And I am happy to see you

On the phone with customer service:

"don't make me spank you, Jake from State Farm!!"

Vibe lewd 

Me: I should press this wand on your clit until the battery is empty

Also me: oops it's plug-in

Ejaculation lewd 

Today I'm fantasizing about making ridiculous amounts of cum

*fills out message in a bottle*

Please

If you see this

Send nudes

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