new pokemons 

kink joke 

please remember that saying "mailman" is increasingly an anachronistic term from a bygone era.

try to replace it in your personal lexicon with the much hornier "postal daddy."

👏cum👏 has 👏 no 👏 gender !!!

*David Attenborough hides in a bush, watching me take out my phone and start scrolling the timeline*

“Here we see the extremely rare Mastodon heterosexual. Like many before him, he’s wandered into a harsh environment to which his kind are ill suited, he must adapt quickly, or risk defederation. He’s cautious, he begins to type his first post, a reply to a woman with “men stay away’ in her bio: ‘Has anyone told you how beautiful you are when you smile?’ Oh, dear.”

once again i am reminded that i dislike podcasts as a format and wish that everyone who made them also published transcripts so i can read them instead

After the successes of Pokemon Go and more recently Pokemon Sleep, we at Nintendo are proud to announce our two newest products, Pokemon Eat Your Fucking Vegetables and Pokemon Maybe Drink Some Water Every Once In A While Huh?

pro wrestling, kinky shit, bondage-y imagery, blood 

TODAY ON THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS
Miss Frizzle: "today class we will be learning about socio-economics"

Roger: why does your dress say 'seize the means of the production from the bourgeoisie classes' ?"

Miss Frizzle: "well class, let's all get on the bus and find out!"

Arnold: "I knew I should have maintained the capitalist mode of production today."

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Shout-out to the Chicago leather daddy who listed "superheroes in peril" as an interest on his Scruff profile.

Sir, you are an inspiration.

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