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there are two gay people inside you
there are two gay people inside each of them
this goes on forever
all of these gay people are you

And the dinosaurs looked from velociraptor to lawyer, and from lawyer to velociraptor, but they could no longer tell the difference.

-- Jurassic Farm, George Crichton

So, the list of local friends it doesn't take polar-exploration levels of coordination and prep to hang out with is down to just my boyfriend. That's cool. 🙄

The hardest monster to beat in DnD is your party's other commitments

Facebook is a bad website, actually.

Lewd, cursed, Thomas the Tank Engine 

one of the stupidest american taboos is the taboo against talking about or in any way revealing your salary

you know how much this silly taboo has perpetuated gender discrepancies in pay? how many people would have found out a man was making more money for doing the same work if they just knew what their coworkers' salaries were?

I'm working on a pitch for a movie called Pet Cementary. It's a brisk 1 hour, 15 minutes of adorable puppies and kittens in hard hats operating construction equipment to build a patio.

I've been out of college for five years now, and as of this week, I'm officially full-time at entry-level job #3. Fingers crossed.

I will never not burn my mouth on frozen Aldi pastries when they're fresh out of the oven.

NSFW #snowball #cum #fuck #trio 

lewd, gay porn, male nudity 

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