bunnies
boost if you agree
I'm pretty sure my lewdness over at @dumpling has now surpassed my kinkiness here... Sorry to disappoint!
Need help from someone who knows what they are doing and can teach me their ways. Having a couple issues with my personal instance that I created. I've been surviving with it thus far, and have solved some pretty basic issues myself already. But mmmh training I need. (Sorry, everyone is making Yoda references lately)
Brunch with my former Miss... π
100 followers! π³ππ
I see plenty of explicit, open talk on here about exchanging money and sex acts. In every jurisdiction in the US, this can be used as evidence in a criminal case to show intent and lack of mistake (the laws in the UK, Canada, Australia and elsewhere are different, so I don't know what impact it could have). This is not a private forum, and the government is always watching. #discretion #useit #knowyourrights #knowthelaw #providers #clients #dontbedumb #staysafe #themoreyouknow
With visitors: 'Hey, it's great that you could travel across the world to see me, but I need to excuse myself early to go stick a couple of vibrating rods into myself for squirty fun...'
hi guys! something VERY IMPORTANT that we ALL need to be aware of: unless we wanna get muted/banned by moderators of other Mastodon instances (we can interact w/the whole universe, not just Switter!) then we MUST BE VIGILANT about keeping ALL NSFW IMAGES BEHIND CWs (and/or changing yr settings to "sensitive media") -- this also means DO NOT SHOW NUDITY IN YOUR AVATARS! once we get muted by a mod, it affects ALL of their users. let's stay social & interact properly/politely in this new world! ππ
The D20 gender. Are you a boy or a girl?
Too long for alt: text, rest here:
18 I'm a mess; 19 I'm a trainwreck and trainwrecks don't have a gender, only pain; 20 I transcend gender.
*crickets*
sex over cloudflare
...oh wait *cough**cough*
Feeling frisky for the first time in far too long!
Now resetting Windows and reconsidering Linux
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That romantic comedy moment where the cute person (falsely coded as "nerdy") takes off their glasses but instead of getting hot, the rest of the world actually blurs out, matter separating, solids becoming vapors, the power of infatuation writ large by the power of removed glasses, the love story now between a person and the world they move through like smoke
men writing about women/breasts
#introductions Hi, I'm Tiffany. To expand on my profile... I live in the UK but am originally from sunny California. My work revolves around #economics and #economicpolicy. I love #econometrics and #datascience. In my free time, I'm #musical and enjoy #dancing. I like #tea and #wine, #sushi and #dimsum. I'm into #fashion, #watches, and #jewelry, and am sometimes a bit #kinky, but not without CW (and probably not here). I also love fluffy things.