fucked up everyone i bite absorbs my powers

"this is not a place of honor"

casting "cure light wounds" after i murder that pussy

learned they sell buttplugs without tails, sickos rejoice

selfies, ec, perspective, suggestive 

5'0"...headpat at own risk :heart_eyes:

I just want a stable of cute fuckboys and a miata why is life such a slog

you know what they say, if it weren't for hot enbies the crudeness of reality would be unbearable

call me a wind-up monkey with cymbals bc I'm clapping cheeks

♡⑅*ॱ˖•. ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ :collar: ·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .•˖ॱ*⑅♡

i have two sides; sometimes i want to be railed in a cute lil sundress, and sometimes i want to be railed in an oversized hoodie

brofisting is a common greeting?? *assistant whispers in my ear* oh that's less exciting

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