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What is it about the holidays that always makes me feel pervy?

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#nsfw #bdsm #oralsex #cunnilingus #bondage #orgasmdenial #orgasmcontrol #maledom #femalesub #dom #sub 

I want my future husband to go about his Sunday day running errands and doing his husbandly duties while I am locked away in his bedroom. Bound and gagged with a vibrator up my pussy and dildo in my ass. I want him to come occasionally to check on me to lick my pussy clean from all the cum or make me suck his big cock. I am a good little wife and I have to show that to him.

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Take a fucking bow, folks.

wilwheaton.net/2018/08/the-wor

I’m all for speaking truth to power but I don’t understand screaming your version of someone else’s reality into their face while they categorically deny it & profess support for your cause until you break them down. What I’ve seen here is nothing short of bullying. And no, it doesn’t make it right because he was on a TV show once.

Don’t @ me. Or do; I know where the block button is & mine’s wired to mew like a kitten… it’s just the cutest 🐈

So freaking tired.... exhausted for no reason I can think of....

What a friggin’ nutcase couple of months.... 🤕🤡😴😵🤪

how to destroy twitter:
1) start very small masto instance
2) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat
3) whoever loses must close down their website
4) dunk on his ass
5a) if won: twitter is destroyed
5b) if lost: close micro-instance, start new one, try again tomorrow

Spent the day on a group programming intensive (aka Hackathon). Mentally drained and exhausted. Towards the end of the day my mind started wandering and thought it would be great to do another rope intensive (aka Ropeathon). Now I’m home, and horny!

Sounds like a personal problem 

When you should be preparing a presentation for tomorrow morning, but all you can really think about is sex.

*peeks out from under pile of work* Okay, pervs, what’d I miss?

nerdy 

I fell in love today. With the IntelliJ IDE on my MacBook. Because VIM!

Tonight’s entertainment: drafting a proposal to drag DevOps off SVN and onto Git. *sigh* No rest for the wicked, I guess.

Political angst 

I gotta stay off my Farcebook. Thirty minutes of putzing about reading shitbrained conservative or libertarian dickweed opinions and I’m ready to go on a ‘education’ spree. 😡😡😡

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