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Lauren M :transgender_flag:

Discussions of Kink, Swinging, and General bad manners

Tales from Kinkery

So myself and the girlfriend went to a swingers/kink night at the weekend. We've long been attendees at this particular club but just for the kink nights, so it was fun to switch things up.

I went in guy mode cause neither of us were sure what the vibe was going to be regarding anything so 🤷‍♀️

Things we didn't know going in:
•A New Club™ had opened up about 40 miles away, so everybody was at the opening party¹
•A Pride event was happening in the area so other folks were going there

There was a grand total of 30 people there. Five m/f couples and the rest single guys (I'm including us in that cause of the aforementioned boy mode²)

So after a bit of socialising in the early hours of the evening we decided to head up to the main floor where we decided to start with a spanking scene.

This started the fun.

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Sep 05, 2023, 12:44 · · · Tusky · 0 · 2

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One of the other couples started their own spanking scene in one of the other corners, and two other couples (who'd came in together) dragged benches to the middle of the room so they could start fucking very openly. They rebuffed all requests for play, just kinda their for themselves and, I assume, the voyeurism.

We finished our scene and I moved toward rewarding gf with stimulation and gentle face fucking. Someone else we'd been chatting to earlier came over and gave the gf a few more spanks, before he started with the handsy business.

We had to warn him off rubbing her asshole cause she wasn't going that way that evening. Before he ended up taking her pants off and going down on her entirely. She seemed to be enjoying it, so we carried along.

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Then the guy got up on the table and just tried to start fucking gf immediately.

Had to stop him and insist upon a condom. Not an unreasonable request one would think.

He was having trouble applying it, saying "I haven't used one of these for years", cementing our decision in the *Good* pile.

He eventually got it working and it was fun spit roasting her, until the sensation overwhelmed and we took a break. There was one guy just following us holding his dick, even when we a) waved him off, b) said we're going for a break and c) fucked off into the social sit down area.

I don't think we would have minded had he asked to have a go or anything, but he said not a word.

We don't know the full intricacies of the swingers nights, but if that's indicative it's not encouraging.

Anyway, we ran back to the main party after a cool down to watch the foursome rotating around. We then retired to the jacuzzi.

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Sex in a jacuzzi is great fun, in principle. But when you have water jets all around so you're getting waterboarded constantly while trying to grab a tiddy in your mouth it kills the mood a little bit 🤣

Bareback Brian followed us into the jacuzzi, saw we were enjoying ourselves and retired to another corner to beat off while watching us. With the mood firmly ruined we left him there and tried the darkrooms/glory hole area. Dead as a dodo.

Back to the main floor.

Giant ass bed was free so I grabbed the wand vibe and glass dildo and proceeded to give the gf a good going over before deciding to have my fun.

Now if you can't imagine beds in a sex club; Vinyl clad.

Vinyl gets slippery when wet. It was very wet. So I was going to town and then my knee slipped out from under me and I collapsed down on top of her in giggles. We paused and she wanted a hug, and in moving to provided I slipped again and smacked my head on a shelf

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So we were laying there, laughing, couple folk looking over at me having emitted a loud crack on hitting the shelf. Bareback Brian comes over again so try and join in.

We kinda wave him off saying we're likely done for the night, but he grabs the toys we'd left and offered to use each of them, and to each we said firmly no. So I started packing away.

I eventually heard from the foursome one of the guys admonish BB for just trying to jump in without a condom (a favourite tactic of his it seems) and they were very upset with him. Understandable, especially if you've just come to show off and not play with others.

We wrapped up back in the jacuzzi just wallowing and winding down before we left.

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So a mixed bag, I'm sure it was the quietness and lack of regulars that made it feel really off, but it's not turned us off the idea entirely. We'll see what comes in future.

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¹New Club™ is run by a group who include a guy we know on the scene and do not rate, as there are some allegations going through processes that we found about about in confidence through friends, so can't exactly explain why we don't want to try that club instead

²I don't mind guy mode if it helps the other half, especially cause I got some girl time in while we were at the hotel.

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