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Anyone got a few dollars to spare? My food stamps got cut off temporarily because they forgot to tell me I needed to renew them, and now I have no food and no money :(

I love giving head so much. There's just something so magical about it. It's like, you get into a good rhythm and it's so zen. Then they cum and it's like a dose of pure happiness.

Feeling someone with a vagina squeeze their legs around my head when they cum, or feeling someone with a dick unload their cum in my mouth, it's the best feeling in the world.

It's almost a spiritual experience for me, as weird as that sounds.

with the NY Times buying #wordle and in the interests of science, I have ran a simple frequency-based score count on the List of Dirty, Naughty, Obscene, and Otherwise Bad Words. filtering out slurs and problematic stuff, the word I always start wordle with, 'panty', is in the top 5:

5.392 horny
5.394 pubes
5.656 semen
5.702 skeet
5.828 grope
5.888 bitch
6.116 panty
6.608 twink
6.638 tushy
7.372 penis
7.414 boner

(these scores are based on letter frequency percentage, accounting for the different frequency of word-initial letters but otherwise ignoring phonotactics, not counting repeat letters, and weighted by word length – I mean for wordle they're all 5 but.)

I vow to continue starting with 'panty' every time unless NYT censors it.

Wow... I'm really feeling officially bisexual.