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Selfie, eye contact, in my underwear 

I need more bras. This one is the only one I have that fits properly, and it's not really suited for casualwear.

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tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants 

did you know, sometimes the domme needs to say the safeword? did you know, as a domme, you're allowed to use the safeword? did you know that it's important for you to feel safe and have a good time too?

you're allowed to stop the scene if things are going in a direction that makes you scared or uncomfortable. as a domme you also have limits, and your goal shouldn't be please the submissive to the exclusion of your own pleasure or comfort.

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(lewd) Latex, puppy play, ~bdsm, genitals 

Choose the one you prefer~

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Butt, balls, photo, nude 

@squeedoodle There you go. Not as pretty as @a_bun though

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Trying to buy internal (aka female) condoms to try with partner. ONLY place I can try them cheaply is Come As You Are in Toronto, which is $3/each. Other then that you have to buy a box for like, $50, and we don't even know if we like them.

Problem: Come as you are has a $10 shipping fee minimum :(

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I'm trying to gradually break the habit of saying things like "this is stupid" or "you're an idiot," mostly as jokes (I don't tend to say these things sincerely to people in the first place). What words do other people use in place of words meant to disparage someone for their intelligence? I've been trying to use words like "ridiculous, asshat, a shitshow, clown," and similar things that are more about behavior than inherent intelligence (a concept which I'm told is rather problematic).

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lewd, toys 

A nice thing about buttplugs: can be hard to get in, but then once it's in it kinda settles and if I sit still for a long time I forget it's there, so when I go to move again I'm suddenly reminded "BUTTPLUG!"

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Reading through the federated timeline, mistaking lewd porn bots for shitposters and looking back and forth between the straightforward lewd caption with zero puns in it and the glamour shot of a nude model, thinking "I don't get it."

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cute panties for women that support or enhance the bulge instead of hiding it, please and thank you

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Very horny, but I've got sensitivity issues down there during sex, so tempted to not do anything about it for a week and see if sex improves?

But like, that would be one of the longest I've gone without release since I was in high school, and so wow, worried I'll get super uncomfortably horny if I do that.

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PSA: Please remember to be extra nice to anyone working retail or other service industry jobs this week. Had to run to Costco yesterday and it felt almost Black Friday bad.

Also remember that there are other ways to show someone you love them that don't involve buying stuff.

I hope everyone reading this has a wonderful holiday time. :ms_candle: :ms_growing_heart:

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Toxic masculinity I guess 

Also like, destroy the idea that complimenting someone is flirting with them

The world would be a much better place if men and boys specifically could compliment each other and make each other happy without 20 layers of detached cynicism on top

Hey, have I told you how fucking awesome @squeedoodle is? I mean, if you are following me, you probably already know that, but freaking hell, it needs saying out out loud sometimes.

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