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Selfie, eye contact, in my underwear 

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tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants 

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(lewd) Latex, puppy play, ~bdsm, genitals 

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Butt, balls, photo, nude 

Trying to buy internal (aka female) condoms to try with partner. ONLY place I can try them cheaply is Come As You Are in Toronto, which is $3/each. Other then that you have to buy a box for like, $50, and we don't even know if we like them.

Problem: Come as you are has a $10 shipping fee minimum :(

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I'm trying to gradually break the habit of saying things like "this is stupid" or "you're an idiot," mostly as jokes (I don't tend to say these things sincerely to people in the first place). What words do other people use in place of words meant to disparage someone for their intelligence? I've been trying to use words like "ridiculous, asshat, a shitshow, clown," and similar things that are more about behavior than inherent intelligence (a concept which I'm told is rather problematic).

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lewd, toys 

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Reading through the federated timeline, mistaking lewd porn bots for shitposters and looking back and forth between the straightforward lewd caption with zero puns in it and the glamour shot of a nude model, thinking "I don't get it."

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cute panties for women that support or enhance the bulge instead of hiding it, please and thank you

lewd 

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PSA: Please remember to be extra nice to anyone working retail or other service industry jobs this week. Had to run to Costco yesterday and it felt almost Black Friday bad.

Also remember that there are other ways to show someone you love them that don't involve buying stuff.

I hope everyone reading this has a wonderful holiday time. :ms_candle: :ms_growing_heart:

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dirt: if you're a girl online, are you a girl in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: and if you're an ass hole online, are you an ass hole in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: then surely, if you're popular online, you are popular in real life :blobaww:

Goddess: 😬

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Toxic masculinity I guess 

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