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fuck pillow princesses. i'm a pillow peasant. my pillow is just a burlap sack with some straw in it.

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If you are a domme and you have a sub that makes you feel bad to interact with please remember you have the right to say no too, and that if things don't feel right they probably aren't.

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lemme just restate that if you can't laugh while having sex, you're not doing it right/having it with the right people

sex, bad, sad, CAPS 

Oh and I went in like, boarderline if I wanted to do this and normally I get more enthusiastic but....this time I didn't? I didn't get fully hard at any pont, and only partially hard once, and now I'm wondering if I'm actually bi

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sex, bad, sad, CAPS 

Seems with a penis bearing body I don't know fuck all, even how to give a handjob if they are circumcised. WELP

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WELP THOUGHT I WAS PAST THE AWKWARD DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING IN BED STAGE

GUESS I WAS WRONG

lewd 

So um. Not been on here much lately. But....fuck my life has been amazing.

I went to my first sex party.
I had my first pre-planned threesome.
I've been invited into a bunch of people's beds.

laksdfja I haven't been on here as I've been doing so much IRL I've not felt the need to log in.

@Cuminher Can you make sure not to boost things with un-CWed porn? Like, if you can always quote-boost it by copying the URL into a toot and adding your own CW.

Glad to have someone new around, welcome.

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The author of this account would like to remind you to gently the kobolds.

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Title of an article about how to give a demon an orgasm 

Something Wicked this Way Cums

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Horny bottoms and where to top them

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I wanna learn about your Kink 

Reply to this post with a kink you're into. I want to hear all the weird details about it, and why you're into it.

This offer is evergreen. I don't care if this toot is 10 years old, I always love learning about what delightfully weird stuff people are into.

Boost this toot.

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NSFW m/m anthro art, bondage, breeding 

A little birdy told me he loved getting tied up and bred, I was extremely happy to help! Featuring @caymanwent 💜

Artist is Kokidius on FA.

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looking for a new witch-themed instance, boosts welcome 

are there other instances on here centered around witchcraft?

I barely use my alt on witches.live, but I don't feel right posting on it anymore. I still want a place to put my magic/spirit work exclusive posts, though.

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"I don't understand strapons. I mean if you want a dick just get a real one."

Me: Well sometimes you want something hard without the ego attached to it, like whenever you are around.

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I always recognize and respect when someone has thought of a decently clever pun and writes a forced and circuitous post to give it context

@[email protected] Hey. Thanks for being around and introducing me to people. You rock.

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I don't suppose anyone would have an invite to girlcock.club? I don't seem to be impressing them with my application. Is that how any of this works? lmao

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important note: im hot (selfie, no ec, boosts spread the good news of me being hot)

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