Happy Pride Month to all of you, especially if you can't wave your flag or haven't found it yet.
#nsfw links
Besides Kink.com, the peeps at SexuallyBroken.com make quality BDSM porn
"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
I have discovered the greatest LaTeX symbol set! 🎃
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
But we use the metric system here
So in kilometers that's 804
Beginner tip: marry a blacksmith for free swords.
Pro tip: marry many blacksmiths and get a whole poly-armory
"If everything was legal for like twenty-four hours I'd start a communal garden."
#thepurge #purge #latestagecapitalism
I want better math education so we can stop describing gender as a "spectrum" and start describing it as a "multidimensional vectorspace" which is really much more accurate
Me: so uh, couple of questions about character design, do uh, wheels? Exist in D&D?
DM: yes
Me: and um, physical combat?
DM: yes, obviously
Me: one last thing, do boots exist?
Dm: yes
Me: okay so that's all the conponents of roller derby, here is a roller derby elf.
Friends, are there any Mastodon apps for Android that support content notices? Tooting from my phone would be fun!
Great article on sex education that comes with the coolest (NSFW!) intro image ever: https://www.girlonthenet.com/2016/04/17/sex-education/
Oh reddit. "During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like 'Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä!' and the Czechs have 'Strč prst skrz krk.'"