ropetopus @[email protected]

Since I get the occasional question—yes, I'm polyamorous and pansexual. My steady partners are:
• my spouse, who is not very kinky (20y)
• my property; we are 24/7 (6y)
• my pet (3y)
• another girlfriend who is kinky and switch but doesn't like role labels (6y)

Each of them have other long term partners as well. I also have a handful of people I semi-regularly play with.

alpha male

An adult man whose social skills are not yet feature complete—with a personality that may be unstable—requiring further development and feedback before being allowed out in public.
http://unsuck-it.com/alpha-male/

I see no lies.

Was sent this. If anyone knows the artist, please let me know!

My pet got a new bed. Property and I spent the evening helping her break it in 😏

I think all beds should host a threesome for their first night, don't you?

Got a surprise visit from my property today. Good girl for knowing I missed her. Bad girl for forgetting to put on her collar before leaving the house…

I let her know right before she left that I noticed it. She'll be suffering wonderfully wondering what punishment I'm cooking up for our next date 😈

I’ve been having a problem here where a toot will fail to post with an error, then when I retry it posts twice. I try to delete one when this happens, but my apologies if it makes double posts or repeated notifications for you

Like, can you imagine a woman being all like THEY AREN’T PANTS, THEY’RE PALAZZOS? 😂

Masculinity so fragile guys in kilts get upset when people (correctly!) call them skirts. Men wore skirts throughout all of recorded history. Lots of cultures still do it. It’s ok guys, wear your skirts proudly, be they kilt or other!

Hey @bedtimedrillsgt, what say you to adding queercat emojo? https://github.com/ZoeBijl/QueerCats/

Alas, my favorite rope seller (a local that sold at gatherings and through word of mouth) is no more 😢

His conditioning was amazing: soft and strong and brilliantly colored

A friend's ex tried to get some leverage in a custody dispute by outing my friend's kinky and poly proclivities. Fortunately, the judge had none of it (not affecting the kid, not relevant)

UNfortunately, he's decided to out those details in public now, which has caused problems at work and with family. Dick move 😡

Too nerdy? ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

My 7-year-old understands consent better than a lot of adults: "hey! Don't put your mouth on someone unless they ask!"

One of these things is not like the others #unexpectedkink

TIL there’s rejection kink, where harsh/rude rejections are a turn-on. Someone I turned down a bit back has been a little stalky; upon confrontation, I learned they thought I was engaging their rejection kink because I came off as harsh

At least it’s resolved amicably now, but that was a confusing few weeks

I had given up hope for various reasons, but I just found out my favorite play party *is* going to happen this year! It's an outdoor party (yay rural friends), which means…

I GET TO USE MY FIRE CANE. *bounce bounce*