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relationship explainer (updated) 

Allergies suck. I missed a call with my boss *twice* today because I’m so out of it.

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let boys wear cute clothes and paint their nails and stuff they don't have to be trans girls or enbies

this post by someone with a brother who wears cute cloths and paints his nails and stuff and wants more representation

Ah yes, a normal Sunday. Coffee on the deck, leisurely brunch, making a dozen or so face masks so I and my partners can be somewhat safer when we must go in public, reading on the couch, making sure my life insurance is set up correctly, enjoying a film

Completely normal 😐

I suppose I couldn't really show it off anyway, except on video conference. But at least I wouldn't feel so boringly corporate

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This stay-at-home thing has made it difficult to get my flamey hair back 🥺

it's so lonely having video games as a hobby but not being "a gamer". The other people I know who game don't enjoy playing with me because I can't do marathon sessions or invest the time it takes to be on their level in whatever MMOG they're into

And people not into games won't play either out of genuine disinterest or having been told video games aren't For Them

It sucks

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mask information with a COVID context 

Bondage equipment mention 

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One upside of the whole Stay At Home™ thing is I'm finally getting time to play things I'd let go. Of course, some I have restarted because I no longer know where the fuck I am in-game, or because the skills I built up in progress have atrophied, but…

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Since it was so popular I figured I'd share it with everyone.

Someone made an FDA-Approved cockring and is selling it as an ED therapy for $100 😂

getmegiddy.com/

Lewd joke 

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Oh and I'm kinda sad that this has to be said. Don't fucking horde basics.

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Work did a mandatory everyone work from home day today, and has encouraged people to stay home until further notice if at all possible

The extroverts are freaking out! My sadistic side is cackling

lewd, bondage fantasy, ownership/submisson 

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lewd, bondage fantasy, ownership/submisson 

Aw yiss, it's good to be back on the Onewheel again now that the weather stopped playing around.

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of course, nobody asked me. nobody ever does. my takes are mild, and i’ve learned you can’t be thought leader in a hyperbole vacuum when your position for most things is “jfc let people live.”

but jfc, let people live!

the gentleman from oregon yields his time.

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