ropetopus @[email protected]

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*BZZZZZEP*
Unexpected Penis in Gagging Area

I really want people to stop policing others’ processes around sexual orientation (and gender identity too, for that matter)

I didn’t realize I was queer until after 30. It wasn’t “hangups”, I just hadn’t met any guys that I was attracted to enough to make me go “oh. Oh!” People try out labels, have new experiences, etc. Not everyone has the experience of “always knowing”. Don’t be a douche about it.

I'm ready for a Halloween grid dive

#cyberpunk

Grammatically objectifying you by ensuring you're never the subject of a sentence

It was a bit late (thank you COVID for making scheduling even harder), but I got to celebrate my anniversary with E yesterday. 9 years! And in a bit over a month it'll be 6 years with @Boo

Which means all 4 of my current romantic relationships will have survived longer than 5 years. I hope it makes the "polyam people just don't want commitment" folks squirm a bit

fun traditional-folk-style drinking song: Tanz mit mir (Dance with me)

https://youtu.be/-BwktcMHT80

It's very "hey, I want wine and a woman" and the woman saying "I'd happily help if you dance with me" type things. And a nice 'sin tempts, and flesh is weak, so fuck it' chorus

Your unique ID is eb0fbe16-7c5a-490c-bff0-76e57a80731f, but you're special to me, so I'll call you "e.b." when we're alone

A theater director I follow: "oh, I have a great idea for a scene!"

My horny ass: "oooo, I didn't know he's kinky!"

Bought rope and chain and nylon web straps and it's not even for anything kinky 😞

"but stopping to ask for consent ruins the mood!"

Yo, if you can't figure out how to be sexy while asking for consent, you aren't mature enough for a sexual relationship much less a kinky one

And if you think dominance isn't compatible with seeking consent, you're not ready to top a Tupperware bowl

Scream until you're horse

My new Pokemon-themed erotic novella is set in the highest city in Portugal and involves the main character being hunted and devoured

It is Gardevoir Guarda vore

Oh my one of the workers digging in my garage today is… very pretty. Must. Not. Objectify. Sweaty muscular guy with little dad belly 🤤

Having foundation repair done, which is currently just hours of jackhammer noises. It turns out the slab is my type: extra thick and takes a pounding