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relationship explainer (updated) 

So it was a bit of a surprise when my kids started playing ACNH and we learned that same-device means same island…

I had to have a conversation with them about being good neighbors (not stealing my stuff or making big changes or blocking access to things)

But man I miss the days of included manuals. I don't want playthrough guides (I like discovering stuff myself), just a manual explaining features of the game and basically how they work. Would have saved the unpleasant surprise.

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If a robot can't find a tanktop where the straps tie off behind the neck that's a halting problem.

More photographers who shoot B&W should use darker-skinned models IMO. Dark skin just *glows* in B&W photos, and the effect, well composed, is astoundingly beautiful

mild pun, non-lewd BDSM mention 

Funny how some people think that having 4 simultaneous, long-term, successful, and happy relationships makes me *less* qualified to give relationship advice, but ok

talk about jealousy with your partner!

Bad: "X makes me jealous and I need you to stop/change"

Worse: "X makes me jealous" (and I assume you'll stop or change and will get mad if you don't, but won't warn you about that)

Good: "hey, can we talk about X? It's been making me really jealous and I think talking it through will help"

Jealousy is fine. Talking about it is good and healthy! Asking/expecting your partner to fix your feelings is not.

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creepiness levels are 20% and falling

(20%) ■■□□□□□□□□

WHY do they not make cute cat-ear hoodies for men?!

Man creepy guys make things really hard on the rest of us. So many things that ought to be friendly and kind have been exploited by creeps trying to get into someone's pants

I can't even buy an acquaintance a coffee these days without them worrying I'm working an angle. The idea of a kind gesture as a way of breaking the ice is basically dead for men because creepy shitheads have ruined it

Ahem. *Taps mic* Cute boys in skirts. That is all. Thank you.

That moment when you accidentally delete your save when you're 70+ hours into a game. Backup spellunking tomorrow…

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so to summarize the results, if mods could federate block/ban actions across instances,

63% of BIPoC who have previously experienced persistent harassment would feel safer, and

52% would want to spend time on fedi more or more often

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Ich suche Rezept für Currywurstsoße. Ich habe viele Rezepte im Internet gefunden, aber jeden ist ganz anders. Was macht gute Berlinerart Currywurstsoße?

Social media page: "we're open 12-8. But currently closed (at 2…)"

@Boo calls them. "Oh we're open until 9"

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"thank you for your order. It is ready to be picked up. We are currently closed and you can pick it up when we reopen. You can pick it up today."

… what?

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@dankwraith replace the Confederate statues with fat pikachus

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