ropetopus @[email protected]

Since I get the occasional question—yes, I'm polyamorous and pansexual. My steady partners are:
• my spouse, who is not very kinky (20y)
• my property; we are 24/7 (6y)
• my pet (3y)
• another girlfriend who is kinky and switch but doesn't like role labels (6y)

Each of them have other long term partners as well. I also have a handful of people I semi-regularly play with.

Of course, I'll miss my other partners immensely. #polyproblems

But there will be food and beer and sex and cuddles and language practice, and I'm very excited

Something good to offset the rough couple of weeks I've had: tomorrow I leave for a nearly-2-week trip to Germany with my pet!

A friend scored a date for fire play with a lady he's been courting for a while

Her calendar invite calls it "femme Brûlée" and I haven't stopped laughing

I just found out that a friend and his partner were killed over the weekend, so I’m kind of a mess. I’ll probably not be posting much to avoid saying something stupid.

Somehow people are always surprised to learn that despite having 4 long-term partners, I usually sleep alone

Sleep is super important, and I've learned that sleeping alone helps me sleep better, and that in turn helps me be better in every area of life

Me: *hits Same Damn Spot for a while*
Me: are you ready for the other side?

It: *crying a bit* no, please sir

Me: ah, ok… *resumes hitting Same Damn Spot*

(sorry for the un-CW'd fantasy; I put the CW text in its own toot by accident. I deleted promptly, but my apologies if anyone who didn't want to see it did)

If I send it a box, it has to wear only what's inside all day. And it must wear all of it

Occasionally the box only contains nipple clamps, a collar, and a tail

Contemplating either writing or carefully specifying some Mastodon muting improvements:

• mute instance
• mute user for a limited time
• mute tag/word for a limited time

Oh, you're into pony play and want to bring your "pony" to a threesome? So, basically you want me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on…

If you like period dramas with all their sexy period costuming and period set design, you might think "wow, I'd like to see porn with these kinds of sets and costumes"

Googling "Period porn" will NOT get you what you're looking for

Her: I'm so hot
Me: I've noticed
Her: no, I mean like you've got me all hot and wet!

Me: you're soup!
Her: I AM NOT SOUP
Me: too late. You are soup, and there's nothing you can do about it