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relationship explainer (updated) 

I'm non-hierarchical poly. I have 3 long-term D/s relationships:

- my property "K" (modified 24/7)
- my pet @Boo
- my girlfriend "E"

I also have a non-kinky spouse who is my co-parent

There are a handful of friends with whom I have occasional/casual scenes, and am comfortable with flirting/being lewded at (although, I'm clueless so I might miss it…)

kink // 

"attack and dethrone god" but it's a role-reversal scene

sexual language, kink context 

There's a whore in my dungeon
Dear Liza, dear Liza

There's a whore in my dungeon
Dear Liza, a whore

A short summary of the last month:

1. fuck cancer
2. fuck COVID
3. fuck, I've got COVID

Porn sites really need a "never show me content with these tags" option. I like a pretty big variety of kinks, but there are a few that I strongly dislike and a couple that are traumatic. It'd be nice to be able to say "please hide that from me"

I'm like a good bra: properly sized, offers good support, touches your boobs a lot, and you can't wait to get me off the moment you come home

get you a boy with a short skirt and a loooong [tail]

It's called a kilt because you know it's to die for

Other people's choices about what they wear don't hurt you. Other people's gender identity and expression doesn't hurt you. Your sexual orientation is fine, and others' doesn't affect you.

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Also, if your issue with trans folks is that finding one attractive might mean you're gay, you're homophobic and transphobic all at once

If it's only that people might THINK you're gay, congrats! You're still homophobic and transphobic

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If you have a problem with women wearing "masculine" clothes, you're sexist

If you don't, but you have a problem with men wearing "feminine" clothes, you're a hypocrite (and still sexist)

Random reminder that while kink/BDSM are not inherently abusive, there are definitely abusers who use kink as a cover. This is why it's so important to insure that kinky communities have high standards, enforce enthusiastic consent in all play, and take abuse allegations seriously

Keep safe out there!

blockin Nazis 

instant blocks:
- Nazi shit without a CW
- Nazi apologia/promotion, regardless of CW
- Handwringing or pearl clutching over people blocking Nazis
- Nazi symbols in your display name or profile

Also, if there's straight up Nazi shit on an account for more than 30 days, bye bye whole instance: your mod policies suck

(NB: "Nazi" here means literal Nazis, Nazi bootlickers, or any kind of race supremacist that has common cause with Nazis)

If you're a brat, I take out the violet wand, so you can learn to conduct yourself properly

When code has a file logger instance named ‘flogger’ and one wonders if one found a fellow freak or if they’re *really* vanilla

V day shitpost 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong list of grievances about the abject corporate falsity of Valentine's Day
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