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relationship explainer (updated) 

I'm non-hierarchical poly. I have 3 long-term D/s relationships:

- my property "K" (modified 24/7)
- my pet @Boo
- my girlfriend "E"

I also have a non-kinky spouse who is my co-parent

There are a handful of friends with whom I have occasional/casual scenes, and am comfortable with flirting/being lewded at (although, I'm clueless so I might miss it…)

It was a bit late (thank you COVID for making scheduling even harder), but I got to celebrate my anniversary with E yesterday. 9 years! And in a bit over a month it'll be 6 years with @Boo

Which means all 4 of my current romantic relationships will have survived longer than 5 years. I hope it makes the "polyam people just don't want commitment" folks squirm a bit

fun traditional-folk-style drinking song: Tanz mit mir (Dance with me)

youtu.be/-BwktcMHT80

It's very "hey, I want wine and a woman" and the woman saying "I'd happily help if you dance with me" type things. And a nice 'sin tempts, and flesh is weak, so fuck it' chorus

Your unique ID is eb0fbe16-7c5a-490c-bff0-76e57a80731f, but you're special to me, so I'll call you "e.b." when we're alone

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“sorry, english is hard sometimes”

“oh! what’s your first language?“

“unfortunately, english”

A theater director I follow: "oh, I have a great idea for a scene!"

My horny ass: "oooo, I didn't know he's kinky!"

Bought rope and chain and nylon web straps and it's not even for anything kinky 😞

"but stopping to ask for consent ruins the mood!"

Yo, if you can't figure out how to be sexy while asking for consent, you aren't mature enough for a sexual relationship much less a kinky one

And if you think dominance isn't compatible with seeking consent, you're not ready to top a Tupperware bowl

pony tf 

Scream until you're horse

bad kink pun, you've been warned 

My new Pokemon-themed erotic novella is set in the highest city in Portugal and involves the main character being hunted and devoured

It is Gardevoir Guarda vore

Oh my one of the workers digging in my garage today is… very pretty. Must. Not. Objectify. Sweaty muscular guy with little dad belly 🤤

lewd pun 

Having foundation repair done, which is currently just hours of jackhammer noises. It turns out the slab is my type: extra thick and takes a pounding

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I really hate the concept of "food crimes". Like, the pragmatic me knows it's mostly used as a joke and to take the piss out of people who legit make huge issues about what other eat

But I still have an irrationally intense negative reaction to the term. Probably because I think there should be way fewer "crimes", socially and legally

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kink tool, fire 

Ooh, I found my fire cane! All I need is a willing bottom and a space to swing it in…

lewd, kink, impact 

it has been too long since I've given a proper spanking. Fortunately, things have aligned well and I have instructed my K to prepare floggers and paddles and the "lazy Dom" (a nice thick rubber striker) for service tomorrow

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Good morning, welcome to Raarbucks, we're dragon so you don't have to be

It's finally safe enough for one of my partners to have a tiny housewarming party! Despite the setbacks and bullshit, things are slowly getting better

*taps mic* *feedback noise*
ahm, I just want to say: catboys in kilts. Thank you.

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