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relationship explainer (updated) 

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So, I guess it's time for me to request that people please CW Christmas stuff, because as a retail/service industry worker, seeing posts about that compounds existing stress in my life and kinda makes me not want to be here.

I'm not a "Grinch" or a "Scrooge" I'm just stressed the fuck out around this time of year and it'd be nice if folks would respect that. Thank you.

porn rant, graphic 

porn rant, graphic 

porn rant, graphic 

porn rant, graphic 

I know what "Goldfish Swim School" means, but I prefer to imagine them teaching tiny Koi to swim

What people think poly is like: sleeping with whoever you want, whenever you want

What poly is actually like: rescheduling a threesome with two partners so that I can watch kids so a third partner can get a needed night out

Being poly doesn't mean I'm fucking all my friends, FFS. Just because friendship CAN include sex doesn't mean I see every friend as a potential hookup.

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This is beautiful

Dancing with rope
And it's even SFW I would say

RT @[email protected]

Da haben meine Freunde Deborah und Yoroi was wirklich tolles produziert - viel Spaß!
vimeo.com/368961795?fbclid=IwA

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MTJGrimme/status/1

relationship explainer (updated) 

relationship explainer (updated) 

relationship explainer (updated) 

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Kind: schläft

Kind:
"Es gibt keine Zombies!"
"ich hab in den Stern Kaffee reingeschüttet"

Im Schlaf redende Menschis sind einfach großartig <3

bdsm equipment 

Health update (~) 

Being pan doesn't mean I can't have preferences. It bugs the shit out of me that people think bi/pan mean *exactly equally* attracted to each gender 🙄

gender pun 

cock worship, D/s mention 

My back is finally recovered to "I can do normal things without pain", so of course I caught a cold. 🤷‍♂️

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