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calling your wife the old ball and chain not because you hate her but because it's your cute nickname for her ability to wield a flail with devastating power

I find it absolutely fascinating that removing an arbitrary prohibition against marriage between same-sex partners is almost always described as "country LEGALIZES same-sex marriage"

I'd love to see a mainstream headline like "country finally ends centuries of marriage discrimination"

@valeriabliss it would have to be. Or gross negligence. I can't imagine this particular problem was cheaper to bribe out than just do correctly though so :¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh for fucks sake. The exhaust fan doesn't exhaust anywhere. It just dumps into the space above the cieling. How the hell did this pass code?!

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Seriously, an extra 20 minutes of care by the previous installer would have saved me hours of work and fucking around today, not to mention all the drywall and painting I'll have to do once everything is thoroughly dry

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Listen, kids, when you're dealing with plumbing, don't fucking take asinine shortcuts. It isn't that hard to do it right

The p-trap on the upstairs shower was "homemade" from spare parts; this would actually be OK if they hadn't freaked out and put way too much cement on, which caused the main failure

They also only did half the job sealing the drain to the shower pan, so it cracked and rotted and I had to replace the entire damned drain assembly

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@squeedoodle I saw (and reported) that too. Who signs up for a kink-oriented account and thinks "yes, my right-radical opinions will be welcome here"?

@valeriabliss

1. Do the right thing
2. Be awesome
3. Be safe

(But seriously, it's more a reminder that safety is first and foremost a personal responsibility to make sensible choices that consider risk, rather than an absolute given)

Well fuck. Instead of chilling and playing video games tomorrow, I have to fix the upstairs shower drain and the collapsed ceiling it caused below.

@valeriabliss sorry, but that last dress will always make me think of Taco Belle

re: sexuality labels shitpost 

lewd joke 

@Faggit It works very well. It's pretty easy; they have a pre-made Pi image and a good guide

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