Examining my own sexual development. 

Back on tumblr there was a lady who made comics. The title was "Kinky Comics," which is entirely ungooglable.

I believe they were German originally, and she posted the translations. Very slice of life stuff.

Anybody know where that exists these days?

My first serious girlfriend was a very religious young lady. During some of our first tentative conversations about sex I mentioned fantasizing about cunnilingus, and it made her uncomfortable. In her words: "But...that's my job."

About 12 years later she came out as gay.

There is no point to this reminiscence, I just think about that a lot.

[ME]: *says something*

[RANDOM PLEROMA ANIME AVI]: *ridicules what I said*

[ME]: "Wow, that's condescending."

[RPAA]: "Why? Debate me now about the definition of "condescending" and other words I used so I can gaslight you."

[ME]: *mashes that mf'ing blokk button*

TIL that "edging" is also a thing pastry chefs do.

youtube.com/watch?v=jYqRiKu7gY

So help me god I am going to work this term into as many conversations as I can.

*Finish story*

*Check social media 10,000 times every minute to see if anyone has read it yet.*

The friendliest sex story I've written in a long while. 

I want to live in a world where pornographic video is produced with the same level of acting/editing/lighting/cinematography as a narrative film.

*Try to create a timeline full of interesting kink posts*

*Wind up with a timeline full of shitposts occasionally punctuated by kink*

*Mastadon Intensifies*

america is just a bunch of walmarts and trucks its not that deep

Accounts that don't do anything but post porn are always such a disappointment.

Like...you do you, but porn is easy to find. The whole point of social sex spaces is to talk.

Basically all the stories I've been posting since Tumblr went down are just edited reposts of my old stories that aren't publicly accessible anymore. It's fun to go back and revise my old work, and it's important to me that my old stuff not disappear completely.

This latest story I've been revising has turned into a DOOZY. The original was 4 paragraphs long. A detached sort of wikipedia entry about a party drug that makes people super horny. My "Update" has grown into a 5 page first person story about someone's first experience with the drug.

I'm excited about how it's coming together, but this really isn't what I want to do with these edits. x'D

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.

Misogyny, kidnapping, medical conditioning, and rape, all with erotic intent. 

Misogyny, kidnapping, medical conditioning, and rape, all with erotic intent. 

Hey, if you enjoy making art, you’re an artist, there is no skill level you have to achieve or medium you have to work in or other secret criteria you have to meet to become a “true” artist. If you like making art you are an artist and if anyone says otherwise they can fuck off

A piece of fucked up erotic fiction 

You, a common wanker: *Cums* *closes 30 superfluous porn tabs.*

Me, a masturbator most erudite: *Cums* *Edits 30 superfluous subplots out of the erotica I'm writing.*

Straight men are like "i have to get back to the ole ball and chain" when they are leaving a boys night to return to the only person theyve ever felt comfortable crying in front of

Shit I'm straight up afraid to write about. 

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