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Another week, another set of movie watching, coffee swigging, and delivered food. Yay.

Some of these images in my feed *must be saved*. Now to find out the technical bits before I say "oh yah that isn't possible."

I may be the only one in my social circle who has experienced mask wearing and isolation as kinky fun. Yes, protect your health but don't be so dour about it! Anonymity behind a mask could mean...well, more dogging in the now deserted aisle at your local market.

For some reason, weekends are livelier during the pandemic. I call it living for the kinkends.

Another boring discussion about the merits of race play vs. everyone’s tired vanilla tropes

I need to demolish my feed and start over. Jesus.

Today's life lesson brought to you by Lil Miss Bliss.

When to send a dick pic?

Did they ask for it?

If yes, send away.
If no,put it away and don't fucking send it .

Kiss kiss.
Love
Val

Fellow kinksters! Cheers! We've made it through another week of quarantine. Or should I say, practice time? Because some of us are relishing the isolation as more play time ;p

Quickie intro (since I've been gone and collected new followers):

I'm a white Daddy to two Asian subs (one of them I'm engaged to)
I enjoy B/D and over the last few years, delving into S/M
I am sex positive and support sex workers rights
I don't tolerate body shaming or gender/racial bigotry of any sort
I'm a proud switch
I've enjoyed self bondage since I was around 12. Yeah, I was an early bloomer lol
I will be sharing media occasionally, but I'm more of a textual kinkster
Yes, size matters.

Alexa lewd 

Back from the fookin' dead! Feels good.

not-that-kinky-but-boobies-kinda-out kind of lewdity 

Kink 

This is a @bedtimedrillsgt appreciation post.

The aftermath of the tumblocalypse has been rough, and this fella has done a sterling job maintaining a stable platform from which to post about kink. I have been incredibly grateful this this place is always here every time I come lookin' for it.

Sometimes I wonder, what would an institutionalised religion of PORN look like?
Would there be some sort of priests, would there be an equivalent to churches? Maybe a PORN monastery?

Lewd realization 

If you buy pants that were made in the UK, you have to call them "trousers." International law.

So because humblr.social admins are dumb sons of bitches, I lost my account basically b/c I can't initiate the account migration. Maybe I will continue here, maybe not. If you know me you can follow me here.

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