Muchísimas gracias to all who’ve faved and boosted my latest toot. More along the same lines coming soon... keep the kinky fires burning ⛓ 🔥

This mid morning sermon brought to you by years of experience in the kink scene and the stubborn radical leftists I attend university with. Someone get me my cricket gear... 😡

My brain, thinking about GTS:
Get you a girl with her own gravitational pull.
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🎶Black Hole-saaan🎶

And before anyone calls me on it, some men want this too. ☺️ *raises hand*

No, no, no, and NO. Sometimes a woman wants to be tied down and taken. Sometimes she wants to give her power over. She wants to set her problems and worries aside. And she may, in fact, want them pounded, whipped, and teased out of her. Maybe even by multiple people. This is not misogyny or anti feminist. It’s accepting that power dynamics and exchange are a natural flow of human experience. Consensual exchanges result in stronger relations, not inequality.

Dear money gods, please allow me to strike it middle class rich this summer so I can afford that swanky pad in Chiang Mai and flip it into an Airbnb.🙏🏼

Let me just finish this filthy thoug..... Zzzzzzzzz

@skematica Even if you put the best possible & most beautiful giraffe's skin on a cow, it will always remain a cow. Which is perfect if you're into cows, but not if you're into giraffes!

Sometimes I wonder if authenticity is all it’s cracked up to be. Maybe I shouldn’t care so much if someone’s acting and just go with the illusion. 🤔

Kinksters with cptsd are VALID MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY

Watching Studio Ghibli movies and noticed they have a definite theme of “helpless girl gets in trouble, young man saves her and develops interest”. I don’t care too much about the romance-laden scenes, but the helpless girl part ..mmm. The villains are my favourite even if they’re so overblown in their “evil” personas that it hurts. Lol

There’s one movie where a girl is abandoned in the countryside, after her hands are tied behind her and then tied to a pole. That scene gets me *every* time.🤤

It’s funny. Every time I mention kink to a vanilla, they presume kink is what they’ve explored in the bedroom and that it must be resigned there. If I dared tell them some of the public scenarios I’ve executed with subs, I’m afraid they might keel over with shame. Idk, maybe they’d get turned on but I’d never know because a definitive vanilla usually suppresses experience for the wealth of status. Whereas I give not one shit about status, but have a wealth of experience. Just my observations...

Everyone enjoy your sweeties this weekend, whether they come in the form of chocolates or...dirty ideas.

I think my favourite scene in Nymphomaniac Vol II is when Joe uncovers the pædophile through deliberate verbal torture, in the form of storytelling. I like employing this tactic on subs, making them drip and moan without so much as laying a hand on them. It’s a surefire way to get loyalty and satisfaction in one go.

Friday business includes organising and planning three steps ahead. Preparing order is a sign my Dom side is coming out to play soon. 🔥

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The crop spanking scene gets me every time. Brilliant cinema!😍😈

Time to watch Nymphomaniac Vol. II and drink some wine. 🍷

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