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No, I can't sext right now, friend, I'm watching hockey!

(it's a commercial right now)

Lewd (work, a T shirt) 

Dude just walked past me in a safety orange T with a picture of heavy machinery on the back, like it's something from his company. The lettering says "everyone likes a nice round bottom."

Except the "nice, round" part is in small letters and the rest is big. So I'm now imagining a construction worksite where all the dudes are wearing shirts that intentionally appear to say "everyone likes a bottom."

sex life 

I can't remember the last time I was awakened* by someone spooning me and fondling my boobs and pressing their hard-on against my ass. :ms_starry_eyes:

*Consent for this was previously established

sex life yay (all caps) 

I GOT TO HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WAAAAAY TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!

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sex life yay 

Thank you, rapid covid tests, for making it (relatively) safe for me to bang my friend who came into town on short notice and whom I hadn't fucked in more than half a year!

I successfully remembered to box up my sex toys before my mom starting helping me pack up my bedroom!

Sexting (personal) 

That wasn't anything I was planning this afternoon, but damn, it was good.

And [person] initiated a video call (on Signal) and I thought that would be weird but it was actually nice and we chatted some in the afterglow.

Makes me wonder what it would be like if we lived in the same state. Or even the same time zone.

Unintentional denial 

Unintentionally denied myself any relief earlier when I had to leave my impromptu sexting session to go to a previous engagement.

Finally got to replay the scene in my head and appreciate it fully.

Bruises 

I have a lovely little bruise on my boob.

Alas, it is from the dog stepping on me when we were cuddling and not from anything fun.

Uh, so, it turns out that my default mode of interaction with friends-of-friends is still being an incorrigible flirt at them.

Oops?

(omg it's soooooo good to be around other people!)

To be fair, flirting is sort of my default mode of interaction with my friends, too.

I am pleased to report that my cleavage did not get sunburned yesterday. Alas, I have no-one here to celebrate that fact with me.

The local, absolutely incredible sex shop is donating all of its online proceeds from sales on May 9th to a Black mother who is trying to become a homeowner.

Direct support of a Black woman through the purchase of awesome sex toys? Possibly the best combo ever.

smittenkittenonline.com/blogs/

The local, absolutely incredible sex shop is donating all of its online proceeds from sales on May 9th to a Black mother who is trying to become a homeowner.

Direct support of a Black woman through the purchase of awesome sex toys? Possibly the best combo ever.

smittenkittenonline.com/blogs/

Let's just pretend this isn't about what it's actually about so we can enjoy it together.

Every time I hear "The Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga, I am reminded of the time I was playing a jackbox game of superheroes and the prompt was "the edge" so I named mine the same as the song and drew a bight pink rabbit-style vibe. :vibe:

Solo sex 

Like if I'm listening to an audiobook while washing the dishes and a super steamy sex scene gets started, I can simply put down the scrub brush and head to the bedroom.

Like that.

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Solo sex 

Since I don't have a job, when I get super horny in the middle of the day I have the freedom to follow that vibe. (see what I did there?)

hooray hooray, the First of May! outdoor f—

[checks weather]

hooray hooray, the First of June! the First of May was much too soon!

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